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Spidey-Man

Postby Spidey-Man » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:04 am

How many can you get right?

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L Independant

25 To Life

Postby L Independant » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:07 am

You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Spidey-Man

Postby Spidey-Man » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:09 am

It's not a hard series of questions, but there are some trivial questions people may get wrong.
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Potter Who

penile prisoner

Postby Potter Who » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:10 am

You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)
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toolverine

King of Circle-Jerking

Postby toolverine » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:11 am

I almost became a citizen.
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Dragavon

Podcaster

Postby Dragavon » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:11 am

90%
Could not remember the chief justice, could not remember the exact number of the member of the House of Representatives.
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lancer_man

Expert Post Whore

Postby lancer_man » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:11 am

Missed one. I thought Maine was an origional colony. I ended up picking N. H. even though I felt that wasn't correct. I feel stupid now.
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:12 am

80% I can't believe I forgot Jefferson was the writer of the Constitution and that we have 9 Justices. Maine not being an original colony was something I probably never knew.



Thank God I'm an American and don't have to know this shit. :twisted:

jza1218

Postby jza1218 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:14 am

lancer_man wrote:Missed one. I thought Maine was an origional colony. I ended up picking N. H. even though I felt that wasn't correct. I feel stupid now.


Live Free or Die!
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lancer_man

Expert Post Whore

Postby lancer_man » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:16 am

jza1218 wrote:Live Free or Die!


I might go my entire life without caring about N.H.
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Baskerville Holmes

Hopscotch

Postby Baskerville Holmes » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:16 am

Dragavon wrote:90%
Could not remember the chief justice, could not remember the exact number of the member of the House of Representatives.


I missed Chief Justice.

I got 95%
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Psivage

FROGMAN

Postby Psivage » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:16 am

I failed.

Spidey-Man

Postby Spidey-Man » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:18 am

Black_Kryptonian wrote:80% I can't believe I forgot Jefferson was the writer of the Constitution and that we have 9 Justices. Maine not being an original colony was something I probably never knew.



Thank God I'm an American and don't have to know this shit. :twisted:


Jefferson wrote the Declaration.

He was in France I believe when the Constitution was written ;)
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GOSD

Everybody lies!

Postby GOSD » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:19 am

You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Heh. I got the Chief Justice wrong. :-D
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GOSD

Everybody lies!

Postby GOSD » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:20 am

TheScantronman wrote:I missed Chief Justice.

I got 95%
Me too.

*high fives TheScantronman*

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