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Postby The Juan Percenter » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:09 am

If this bitch went out and got a job instead of going to yoga classes, then maybe she wouldn't have to worry about Mexicans grabbing her ass :roll: :roll:

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Postby MoneyMelon » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:11 am

If you're going to get punched in the face for groping a stranger, I feel like you might as well just go straight for the boobs.
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Postby Baskerville Holmes » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:11 am

I'm going to need photographic evidence of this athletic ass in question to render an educated opinion on the situation.
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Postby GratefulFred » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am

This is why women should carry. Next time if he comes at her, she can just pull out her piece and watch the asshole shit himself.

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Postby eyp » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am

TheScantronman wrote:I'm going to need photographic evidence of this athletic ass in question to render an educated opinion on the situation.



Dude, it's craiglist, all the girls that post there are FINE

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Postby The Juan Percenter » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:12 am

MoneyMelon wrote:If you're going to get punched in the face for groping a stranger, I feel like you might as well just go straight for the boobs.


If it were me (and that's not an admission), I would have gone for the "over the clothes shocker". It's doable as long as she's not wearing denim or cords.

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Postby kingofcities » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:14 am

Kicked in the hole. Heh. :-D
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Postby nietoperz » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:21 am

milton73 wrote:If this bitch went out and got a job instead of going to yoga classes, then maybe she wouldn't have to worry about Mexicans grabbing her ass :roll: :roll:


:shock:
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Postby Carrie » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:21 am

MoneyMelon wrote:If you're going to get punched in the face for groping a stranger, I feel like you might as well just go straight for the boobs.


Maybe he's an ass man.

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Postby MoneyMelon » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:22 am

Carrie wrote:Maybe he's an ass man.


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Postby lancer_man » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:23 am

Carrie wrote:Maybe he's an ass man.


Like a Mexican would have the money and patience to become a proctologist.

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Postby The Juan Percenter » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:24 am

nietoperz wrote::shock:


Just telling it like it is :-D :-D :-D

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Postby Crump » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:26 am

pretty awesome. wish more of these guys got stomped in the ground.
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Postby Baskerville Holmes » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:33 am

lancer_man wrote:Like a Mexican would have the money and patience to become a proctologist.


Million to one shot doc. Million to one.
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Postby Guest » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:43 am

lancer_man wrote:Just because all of your assignments for Creative Writing 101 were rape fantasies it doesn't mean others write the same stuff.


For some reason..i thought of Nightwing when I read this....I wonder why? :P

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