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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Aug 14, 2014 5:36 pm

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Why do I feel like Siegfried in Get Smart? You try to do a honest day's worth of evil and people try to smear you with the "good" brush, or insinuate that you're not an absolute monster! :smt013 I just don't understand it.

Anyone with even a cursory reading of these boards knows how evil I am, and how so not swayed by a cute fuzzy face or a wagging tail I am. I mean you guys all know I stamp on cute animals rather than adopt them, feed them, pet them, or get stay awake at nights worrying about them, so why do some people try to blackmail me with the silly accusation that I don't chuck woodchuck into the shredder, but instead pet them? :x

I try to do a little evil, to spread a little horror into people's lives, and this is the thanks I get?!? :smt013

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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:48 pm

Another GAH!



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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:22 am

Posted about this before but...

This Worm Will Haunt Your Nightmares

It looks like something out of a science fiction film, but for marine fishes, Eunice aphroditois is all too real. The creature, nicknamed the Bobbit worm, has an armory of ways to kill its prey that includes both slicing them in half (thus the nickname) and injecting them with toxins to make them easier to consume.


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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:25 pm

My guy caught one of achilles' spies



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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

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sdsichero wrote:My guy caught one of achilles' spies




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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:18 pm

Stephen Day wrote:
Damn. :shock:


Never encountered one before? They are tough little critters and really, not that small.
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby Stephen Day » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:01 pm

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Never encountered one before? They are tough little critters and really, not that small.


Oh I know they're not small insects, but still, going after a bird, that's something I didn't think they were capable of.
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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:08 am

Stephen Day wrote:
Oh I know they're not small insects, but still, going after a bird, that's something I didn't think they were capable of.

I'm breeding them to go after CATS

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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby achilles » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:57 am

sdsichero wrote:My guy caught one of achilles' spies




Hummingbirds? You think I use hummingbirds for spies? I use eagles! The hummingbirds are just snacks for the eagles.
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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:40 am

sdsichero wrote:I'm breeding them to go after CATS


Cats kill them.



LOSER! :P
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:52 pm

Damn



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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:53 pm

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Hummingbirds? You think I use hummingbirds for spies? I use eagles! The hummingbirds are just snacks for the eagles.

That's exactly what one would expect you to say...

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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby sdsichero » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:36 pm

Bees. My god.



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Re: Creatures & Monsters, Real & Imagined

Postby achilles » Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:03 pm

sdsichero wrote:That's exactly what one would expect you to say...


Besides, look what Jack, one of my spider henchmen caught! One of your little birdy spies... :twisted:

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