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Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Title!

Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:11 pm

Well, with their experiments trying to make certain highly contagious and deadly viruses MORE contagious, the Dutch had a strong first quarter, but the Danes are now on offence again.

With the words "Danish Zoo" representing the innocence of childhood, er, excuse me, horror and disgust to most of the world, the same Danish zoo responsible for bringing you the entirely senseless public butchering of a popular, friendly, and very healthy giraffe largely because they found spelling the word giraffe too irritating and hard, is working on a new project.

That project being killing four healthy lions, two because they were too old and not shiny enough, and two because they were too young, cubs actually, and therefore to shiny and likely to blind visitors. Plus, they were bored. Actually, they've already killed the lions.

Next up, they plan to kill a Panda bear, a few puppies and a kitten in front of the children as an educational exhibit. And possibly a few of the kiddies themselves as a warning.

Personally, I think the Danes are ahead by a couple of touchdowns. Also, it's worth noting that the NIH and CDC funded the Dutch evil research. Thereby taking away some of my own funding to to the same thing... :smt013
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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:23 pm

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damn...
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Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:44 pm

The Old Doctor wrote:Image

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damn...


So evil...and yet so delicious!
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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby Stephen Day » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:47 pm

I love me a blueberry danish. There better be nobody telling me that any blueberry danish is evil. :smt013
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Postby Herald » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:53 pm

Proof that the Danes are indeed not evil:

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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby Herald » Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:56 pm

Stephen Day wrote:I love me a blueberry danish. There better be nobody telling me that any blueberry danish is evil. :smt013


Same goes for cinnamon danish. :evil:

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Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:10 pm

Herald wrote:Proof that the Danes are indeed not evil:

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And then they killed this kitty over that picture for laughs.

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Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:12 pm

Blueberry and cinnamon Danish are both evil. They exist solely to clog your arteries and are obviously an evil Danish plot to give us all heart disease! :smt013
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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby Stephen Day » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:18 pm

achilles wrote:Blueberry and cinnamon Danish are both evil. They exist solely to clog your arteries and are obviously an evil Danish plot to give us all heart disease! :smt013


I hope you realize that this statement means war! :smt076
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Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:30 pm

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I hope you realize that this statement means war! :smt076


War with Canada? You realize that Venice Beach could probably beat you guys? Besides, you're obviously a Danish sympathizer... :twisted:
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Postby Stephen Day » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:36 pm

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War with Canada? You realize that Venice Beach could probably beat you guys? Besides, you're obviously a Danish sympathizer... :twisted:


War with Canada? No, no, my friend.

I mean war with...






















































...him!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:46 pm

*TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*
*BOOM!*
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"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby achilles » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:40 pm

Stephen Day wrote:
War with Canada? No, no, my friend.

I mean war with...






















































...him!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Hey, where'd you get a picture of my pet!? :x
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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby GOSD » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:43 am

Now, I'm hungry!

Thanks fuckers! :smt013

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Re: Danes Go To War With The Dutch, Vying For Most Evil Titl

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:05 am

GOSD wrote:Now, I'm hungry!

Thanks fuckers! :smt013


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THEN!!! or prior... a visit to this place - (I actually go to that one!)
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Oh wait... you only get Subway... so...

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"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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