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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Sgt.Marvel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:38 pm

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Rainbow kisses and gumdrop promises.


Well, that might work for you doughy
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Strict31 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:38 pm

Benderbrau wrote:What does any of that have to do with you telling people to use the ignore feature when in fact they can't if the person making the attack is a mawd that can't be ignored? This post reads like an rambling Abraham Simpson story minus the mention of putting an onion on the belt.


I could ask what the hell your comment about the mods not making jokes about people has to do with the price of the tea that JZA's acestors sold.

But to explain it a bit more clearly (in 57.375 paragraphs or more), if you don't want the mods to make fun of you, maybe you shouldn't make fun of the mods. Like I said, Nieto just took Cat's snide comments for months, without ever giving any back. There's no law that says mods have to do that. There's nothing in the TOA which says it's okay to make fun of the mods.

And in fact, at almost any other board, that would be grounds for suspension or a warning at the very least, because the rules on most boards are a lot (ahem) more strict.

I'm saying, you can't have it both ways. Nobody's getting paid to be some paragon of Internet humanity around here, so occasionally, when you get in a mod's face, he's gonna say some real shit back to you. Especially if he's held his tongue for months and months already.
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Crump » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:38 pm

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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Cat-Scratch » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:38 pm

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I thought you liked em stupid, how else would you trick them into your unmarked van??


No, that's your thing.

I like them 18 or older so they can walk and chew gum at the same time and maybe pay for the booze. Plus drive me. I also like to talk afterwards, so they understand that it was all pillowtalk.

You need them stupid so they can't report you to their parents and others for being without a clue.
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Benderbrau » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:39 pm

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Your joke. LOLAssassin is doing much better.

with your wife? :shock:
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby The Juan Percenter » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:40 pm

Benderbrau wrote:with your wife? :shock:


Now you are in Salwen territory :smt011

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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby team jaguar » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:40 pm

Crump wrote: :smt023 :smt024


I hate you. :smt005

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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Sgt.Marvel » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:40 pm

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No, that's your thing.

I like them 18 or older so they can walk and chew gum at the same time and maybe pay for the booze. Plus drive me. I also like to talk afterwards, so they understand that it was all pillowtalk.

You need them stupid so they can't report you to their parents and others for being without a clue.


Really, you're just going to call me a pedophile now? :lol:

That's basically, "I know you are but what am I"
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Strict31 » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm

statnut wrote:Screw you guys I am posting in my iPad and the text box is small(think jza) that I don't always see the end of the quote.


Sorry about your luck, because you missed the other 75 paragraphs I posted. And all of them were about titties.
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby GHERU » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm

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There's a lot of that around. Amazing how folks want it though. Popular opinion trumps all, huh?

You like small children. You like small children in ways that most don't at all.

LOOK! SAME THING YOU GAVE NIETO! Not once is the P-Word used at you.

BETWEEN THE POSTS! GOOOOAL!

you are correct, I do like small children ways most do not
medium rare

the mistake most people make is cooking small children too long

see how I took your joke and made it my own...
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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Alchemic_Spider » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:41 pm

Sgt.Marvel wrote:
Really, you're just going to call me a pedophile now? :lol:

That's basically, "I know you are but what am I"



apparently a pedophile. :smt102

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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby statnut » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:42 pm

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Well, that might work for you doughy


How do I think I know? I was 10 and had a thing for Whatchamacallits.

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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby Crump » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:42 pm

GHERU wrote:you are correct, I do like small children ways most do not
medium rare

the mistake most people make is cooking small children too long

see how I took your joke and made it my own...


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Re: Dear OHG, Thanks For Parodying My Apology Thread

Postby team jaguar » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:42 pm

The number of people who are not pedophiles on the Talk@ descendant tree is very small, maybe less than three.

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