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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:37 am

DaReekstah wrote:A life vest? :?
No his penis.
SHABBA!

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Postby Chris » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:39 am

Keb wrote:No his penis.


How are they supposed to hold on to something so small? :D
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Postby Allen » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:42 am

cncoyle wrote:I seriously doubt The Student Loan People would let the world end prior to me paying them in full.


Tell me about it. :x :x :cry: :cry:

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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:43 am

DaReekstah wrote:How are they supposed to hold on to something so small? :D
How do you know Keith's penis is small?
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Postby Chris » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:46 am

Keb wrote:How do you know Keith's penis is small?


I, uh.. hey, look over there! It's Tom Cruise!
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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:52 am

DaReekstah wrote:I, uh.. hey, look over there! It's Tom Cruise!
Oh, and is his penis small too?
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Postby The Juan Percenter » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:04 pm

There is only two things I hate in this world: 1) intolerance for other people's cultures and 2) the Dutch.

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Postby C20Percent » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:06 pm

milton73 wrote:There is only two things I hate in this world: 1) intolerance for other people's cultures and 2) the Dutch.


I had to refrain myself from quoting that line since I saw this thread -- you just relieved some of my anxiety.

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Postby DeadFett » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:48 pm

I find it funny that the article states that people are taking precautions for the apocalypse. How exactly does one prepare for an apocalypse? Something tells me bottled water and a kerosene heater isn't going to help.
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Postby CountD » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:57 pm

milton73 wrote:There is only two things I hate in this world: 1) intolerance for other people's cultures and 2) the Dutch.


yet amsterdam is pretty awesome.

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Postby MoneyMelon » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:58 pm

DeadFett wrote:I find it funny that the article states that people are taking precautions for the apocalypse. How exactly does one prepare for an apocalypse? Something tells me bottled water and a kerosene heater isn't going to help.

I'd assume bread and milk

It seems like whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane coming, people run out to get bread and milk.

Very strange.

I go to the liquor store, personally :lol:
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Postby chap22 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:59 pm

DeadFett wrote:I find it funny that the article states that people are taking precautions for the apocalypse. How exactly does one prepare for an apocalypse? Something tells me bottled water and a kerosene heater isn't going to help.

you're forgetting the duct tape. duct tape is the answer to EVERYTHING...even the apocalypse.
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Postby DeadFett » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:02 pm

chap22 wrote:you're forgetting the duct tape. duct tape is the answer to EVERYTHING...even the apocalypse.


You're right. I can tape the edges of the windows and doors in my apartment. That should keep the Four Horsemen out.
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Postby DeadFett » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:04 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:I'd assume bread and milk

It seems like whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane coming, people run out to get bread and milk.

Very strange.


Forgot about the bread and milk. And thanks to Chap for reminding me about duct tape. I need some kind of apocalypse checklist.

So far, I have...

bottled water
kerosene heater
bread
milk
duct tape
batteries
crank radio
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Postby chap22 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:05 pm

DeadFett wrote:Forgot about the bread and milk. And thanks to Chap for reminding me about duct tape. I need some kind of apocalypse checklist.

So far, I have...

bottled water
kerosene heater
bread
milk
duct tape


batteries. lots of batteries. flashlights don't run themselves you know...
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