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Postby Keb » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:19 pm

being 3 years old and getting a piece of styrofoam stuck up my fucking nose!

When I breathed, it would go up my nostril, and then back down. Tres creepy. I went to the ER and the doctor had a beard, and he pulled it out with tweezers.
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Postby ajk » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:44 am

Can't remember to tell you the truth. I got some early memories but they sort of mix with each other. :wink:

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Postby Daniel » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:05 pm

I must've been 3 or something, maybe 2. I managed to climb out of my crib, open the door, walk down the hall, climb the stairs to the second floor, open my parents bedroom door, and wake my parents up. :shock:
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Postby Severed Djed » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:21 pm

Trying to read the newspaper my mom was reading. I was over 2, from what the relatives tell me.

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Postby Emmoney » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:29 pm

wow, I started reading this thread thinking "haven't we done this before" and yeah, its just been resurrected..hehe
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Postby Starlord » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:54 pm

I was 3 and my shoe lace got caught at the top of an escalator and I fell down the entire thing. I ended up with stitches. Those damn things still make me nervous. I'm probably the only father who won't let his kids ride them until they tuck in their shoelaces. LOL!
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Postby misac » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:15 pm

starlord wrote:I was 3 and my shoe lace got caught at the top of an escalator and I fell down the entire thing. I ended up with stitches. Those damn things still make me nervous. I'm probably the only father who won't let his kids ride them until they tuck in their shoelaces. LOL!


I remember watching Resuce 911 I think about a kid getting caught in one. Scary as hell. I never let my laces touch the floor, even if I'm not going on an escalator.
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Postby Zenguru » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:19 pm

Keb wrote:being 3 years old and getting a piece of styrofoam stuck up my fucking nose!

When I breathed, it would go up my nostril, and then back down. Tres creepy. I went to the ER and the doctor had a beard, and he pulled it out with tweezers.
Why did the doctor pull his beard out with tweezers?

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Postby Keb » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:09 pm

No, he pulled out the styrofoam with the tweezers. I just remembering him having a beard.
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Postby Zenguru » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:57 pm

Keb wrote:No, he pulled out the styrofoam with the tweezers. I just remembering him having a beard.
Did it make a popping sound coming out of your nose?

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Postby Alex Delarge » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:44 pm

Most of my earliest memories are from when I was 3 years old.

I remember a bat in the basement.

I remember listen to "I just called to say I love you" on a record.

I remember a very vivid nightmare. Where everyone in the house was gone and I went into my brother's room and felt this fear come over me. I remember the tapestry on the wall and stuff. Then as I am walking down the stairs a skeleton comes out of his room and tickles me down the stairs. It was SCARY and I will never forget it.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:41 pm

Alex Delarge wrote:Most of my earliest memories are from when I was 3 years old.

I remember listen to "I just called to say I love you" on a record.



:smt087 :smt088 You know what is really sad about this. I was a senior in High School when that song came out.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:59 pm

starlord wrote::smt087 :smt088 You know what is really sad about this. I was a senior in High School when that song came out.

And I wasn't even an embryo yet. :P
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Postby Starlord » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:14 am

Forbush Man wrote:And I wasn't even an embryo yet. :P



:evil: :evil: :evil:
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Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

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Postby Sgt.Marvel » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:43 am

My earliest memory is actually the only memory I have of one of my grandfathers before he died. All I remember is that him my mom and me were at a McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal toy.
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