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Ender's Game Fans Excited to Indirectly Support Homophobia and Bigotry This Friday

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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:44 pm

achilles wrote:

And won't all the ordinary grips feel bad? Shouldn't they all be Key Grips?


The ordinary Grips are ordinary for a reason. There can be only one. One Grip to rule them all and one Grip to find them. One Grip to bring them and and in the darkness bind them.

Which sounds maybe a little gay, actually.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:48 pm

Strict31 wrote:
The ordinary Grips are ordinary for a reason. There can be only one. One Grip to rule them all and one Grip to find them. One Grip to bring them and and in the darkness bind them.

Which sounds maybe a little gay, actually.


Therefore, all Grips who worked on this film are indirectly self-loathing hypocrites. Rationalize THAT, America!

/Jude'd
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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:54 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Therefore, all Grips who worked on this film are indirectly self-loathing hypocrites. Rationalize THAT, America!

/Jude'd


Another monkey wrench has been thrown into the internets.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:54 pm

You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.
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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:56 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.


I gotta finish my beer first. But I swear I'll go to a meeting after.
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achilles

Fagorstorm

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:57 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.



AA meetings? I go to them all the time, even though I don't drink or do drugs. I go mostly for the laughs, and to meet women.
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Strict31

Rain Partier

Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:04 pm

achilles wrote:

AA meetings? I go to them all the time, even though I don't drink or do drugs. I go mostly for the laughs, and to meet women.


You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.
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StarCruncher

Outhouse Drafter

Postby StarCruncher » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:05 pm

Strict31 wrote:
I gotta finish my beer first. But I swear I'll go to a meeting after.
I laugh at addicts, man.
Now excuse me, I'm going to have the sixth cup of coffee.
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StarCruncher

Outhouse Drafter

Postby StarCruncher » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:05 pm

Strict31 wrote:
You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.
You're like Pinkman looking for pink, man.
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:08 pm

Wouldn't meeting women when they're required to be sober defeat the purpose?
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StarCruncher

Outhouse Drafter

Postby StarCruncher » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:17 pm

or even alive? :|
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achilles

Fagorstorm

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:21 pm

Strict31 wrote:
You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.


Great idea! I am addicted to love. Might as well face it.
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achilles

Fagorstorm

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:22 pm

superfictious wrote:Wouldn't meeting women when they're required to be sober defeat the purpose?


I ask 'em over for a drink.
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:27 pm

Your penis is not a bottle of wine!
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achilles

Fagorstorm

Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:34 pm

superfictious wrote:Your penis is not a bottle of wine!


No it isn't. According to them, more like high proof Scotch, fine, but packs a wallop. :-D

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