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Re: Ender's Game Fans Excited to Indirectly Support Homophob

Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:44 pm

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And won't all the ordinary grips feel bad? Shouldn't they all be Key Grips?


The ordinary Grips are ordinary for a reason. There can be only one. One Grip to rule them all and one Grip to find them. One Grip to bring them and and in the darkness bind them.

Which sounds maybe a little gay, actually.
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Re: Ender's Game Fans Excited to Indirectly Support Homophob

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:48 pm

Strict31 wrote:
The ordinary Grips are ordinary for a reason. There can be only one. One Grip to rule them all and one Grip to find them. One Grip to bring them and and in the darkness bind them.

Which sounds maybe a little gay, actually.


Therefore, all Grips who worked on this film are indirectly self-loathing hypocrites. Rationalize THAT, America!

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Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:54 pm

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Therefore, all Grips who worked on this film are indirectly self-loathing hypocrites. Rationalize THAT, America!

/Jude'd


Another monkey wrench has been thrown into the internets.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:54 pm

You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.

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Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:56 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.


I gotta finish my beer first. But I swear I'll go to a meeting after.
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Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:57 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:You guys should all consider hitting some meetings.



AA meetings? I go to them all the time, even though I don't drink or do drugs. I go mostly for the laughs, and to meet women.
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Postby Strict31 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:04 pm

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AA meetings? I go to them all the time, even though I don't drink or do drugs. I go mostly for the laughs, and to meet women.


You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.
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Postby outsider » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:05 pm

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I gotta finish my beer first. But I swear I'll go to a meeting after.
I laugh at addicts, man.
Now excuse me, I'm going to have the sixth cup of coffee.
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Postby outsider » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:05 pm

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You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.
You're like Pinkman looking for pink, man.
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Postby superfictious » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:08 pm

Wouldn't meeting women when they're required to be sober defeat the purpose?

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Postby outsider » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:17 pm

or even alive? :|
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Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:21 pm

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You might try going to Sex Addiction meetings. I hear the chicks there totally put out.


Great idea! I am addicted to love. Might as well face it.
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Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:22 pm

superfictious wrote:Wouldn't meeting women when they're required to be sober defeat the purpose?


I ask 'em over for a drink.
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Postby superfictious » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:27 pm

Your penis is not a bottle of wine!

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Postby achilles » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:34 pm

superfictious wrote:Your penis is not a bottle of wine!


No it isn't. According to them, more like high proof Scotch, fine, but packs a wallop. :-D
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