Wisdom000 wrote:I am a large guy, thats right, fatty numbah 1, feel free to ridicule, it's ok.... No, it's actually not, and I will eat you where you stand............ with a spork...
Fixed for truthiness.
That being said, I take two kinds of showers:
1. the quickie shower, I do this efter every shit I take, because I can't get over the fear I might have missed some miniscule molecule of poo clinging to an ass hair while wiping..... and buttcrack sweat is greasy enough without my imagination giving it unholy connotations..... so anytime I poo, which is at least once a day, I jump straight into the shower afterwards, give a quick wash to my pits and naughty bits (Thank god for removable shower heads), a quick rinse to the rest of my body and I am off....
2. The santizing/disinfectant/scrub till raw shower.... these can take between 30 minutes and an hour, and I perform them whenever I have been sweating, or after a wank, or any other situation that would cause me to stink. I am obsessive about it.... I have one of those loofah songes, not the poofie things for body wash, and actual scrape the flesh off your body like an organic cheesegrater loofah....... and when I can afford it I use lava soap... I scrub my body from foot to head, often till raw and bright red, then I re wash with either body wash or a liquid soap/shampoo with oatmeal. Then I wash my hair, then I condition it, then I rinse off one more time, making sure all my naughty bits or the bits that don't see much light get a little extra rinse, then I am off.
1. Are you sure this is the real
reason? Not because your butt's so gigantic that you can't actually reach to clean it properly?
2. 30 minutes to an hour? Isn't that how long it takes to wet your frontside?
showers are there to get clean, baths are there for pleasure/luxury. But I have a hot tub for that, so the bathtub almost never sees use unless there is a chick in the house.
I'm sure your hot tub sees just as much use as your bathtub...
note: that's all for calling me a "fanboy". I might actually have had your back 100% in this situation (that is if I could find it) had anyone challenged you.
(I keed! <3 Wis)[/quote]