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Keb

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Postby Keb » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:26 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Dam keb, if Fanboys were human beings, that might have actually hurt my feelings....... :P
No, "You are glue, I am naturally bouncy..." retorts? :P
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Baskerville Holmes

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Postby Baskerville Holmes » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:43 pm

I hate the feeling of being dirty, so I will hop in the shower any chance I can get.

But this whole shower after crapping business is pretty out there. I mean, it's not unusual for me to take 2 dumps in a 2 hour period. As far as taking a dook in public, I, like a Mr. George Costanza, have a mental roadmap of the most sanitary, private restrooms in any given area that I frequent.

I also prefer to shower at night before I go to bed because I don't like feeling cruddy whilst trying to go to sleep plus I don't have to wash the sheets quite as often.
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Wisdom000

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Postby Wisdom000 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:51 pm

Keb wrote:No, "You are glue, I am naturally bouncy..." retorts? :P


You aren't glue, you just ate a lot of paste when you were.... well yesterday....
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:51 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Often wondered about purchasing a bidet.... it is just such a damn good idea.....
I tried using one at our hotel room in Florence, Italy.

That was more than three years ago; my wife still laughs about it. :oops:
TheScantronman wrote:But this whole shower after crapping business is pretty out there.
I knew a guy in college that did the shower&shit thing. He was otherwise normal... mostly.

He did participate in a three-way (1 girl and 1 guy).
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Wisdom000

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Postby Wisdom000 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:52 pm

TheScantronman wrote:I hate the feeling of being dirty, so I will hop in the shower any chance I can get.

But this whole shower after crapping business is pretty out there. I mean, it's not unusual for me to take 2 dumps in a 2 hour period. .


For me that would be dysentery level diahrea........
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Wisdom000

rubber spoon

Postby Wisdom000 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:53 pm

cncoyle wrote:I knew a guy in college that did the shower&shit thing. He was otherwise normal... mostly.

He did participate in a three-way (1 girl and 1 guy).


Why you gotta judge man........... :(
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:55 pm

DaReekstah wrote:Are they prophetic? Are there giants and little dancing midgets?
Only if "prophetic" means weird as hell and occasionally violent.

I had one dream that I had joined some weird cult, had two extra eye sockets cut into my cheeks and had extendable eyes implanted in my face. We wore black and would kill people. :shock:

I had another dream that involved a high school friend (who AFAIK is still alive) sitting beside an exploding grenade. And I got to see what was left of him afterwards. That was really freaky.
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:57 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Why you gotta judge man........... :(
If it's any consolation, the way he described the three-way, they each "took an end".

I guess in fratboy terms, that means it wasn't gay? :? FIIK.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:59 pm

Is it odd that I also have three drawers of underwear because I usually change mine a couple times a day. Not because they "need" to be, but because I just like the idea of fresh clean underwear down there. :?

diana_fan

Postby diana_fan » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:03 pm

First, Wis ... :mad: I do NOT smell! I am very sanitary!

starlord wrote:Is it odd that I also have three drawers of underwear because I usually change mine a couple times a day. Not because they "need" to be, but because I just like the idea of fresh clean underwear down there. :?


Or you could, you know, just dispense with the whole underwear thing altogether?
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:04 pm

diana_fan wrote:First, Wis ... :mad: I do NOT smell! I am very sanitary!

Or you could, you know, just dispense with the whole underwear thing altogether?


usually do in the summer, when not at work. :wink:

of course at home I just dispense of cloths altogether.
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:04 pm

diana_fan wrote:Or you could, you know, just dispense with the whole underwear thing altogether?
:smt011 Ick. I have a buddy that claims to go commando from time to time. That's just nasty, imo.

Everybody (yes, EVERYBODY) should have at least two layers of material separating their junk from the rest of society.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:05 pm

cncoyle wrote::smt011 Ick. I have a buddy that claims to go commando from time to time. That's just nasty, imo.

Everybody (yes, EVERYBODY) should have at least two layers of material separating their junk from the rest of society.


Starlord=two layers of material
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outsider

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Postby outsider » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:06 pm

starlord wrote:Starlord=two layers of material
I should have clarified. At home, dowhatchulike. In public, Layer Up!
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Wisdom000

rubber spoon

Postby Wisdom000 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:06 pm

cncoyle wrote:If it's any consolation, the way he described the three-way, they each "took an end".

I guess in fratboy terms, that means it wasn't gay? :? FIIK.


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