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My Friday

Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:08 am

So it started with a full day of court. Morning was full of arraignments, pretrials and Godawful Personal Protection Orders. I hate those things. The afternoon as a full civil docket with three summary dispositions (basically lawyers whining to the Judge about each other - civil = boring)

I got home to find that my husband and our youngest son had made me a chocolate cake. And Amazon had delivered my copy of The Watchman AND the CD ROM of 40 years of The Avengers! Can't wait to dig into that!

Then we took Jared to see the new Mummy movie. I fell asleep during the end of it. What can I say, I was up at five thirty this morning. Stopped and grabbed fast food, came home and played some playstation games with the two of them. Then they went to bed and now I'm here procrastinating from working on my article for Keb. Don't tell him.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:10 am

There's something missing...

sex?
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:12 am

Daniel wrote:There's something missing...

sex?


that was the night before. Didn't you see my "I got poked in the anus thread?"
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:18 am

starlord wrote:that was the night before. Didn't you see my "I got poked in the anus thread?"

I assumed that you would have it every night. I know it's my dream, as it should be yours. :P
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:21 am

Daniel wrote:I assumed that you would have it every night. I know it's my dream, as it should be yours. :P


A. It's always my dream.

B. Let me clarify, I usually do have sex every night, just not with other people in the room, every night. ;-)
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:31 am

starlord wrote:A. It's always my dream.

B. Let me clarify, I usually do have sex every night, just not with other people in the room, every night. ;-)

I'd say my right hand is my best friend, and that wouldn't be that far fetched.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:37 am

Daniel wrote:I'd say my right hand is my best friend, and that wouldn't be that far fetched.


let me give you a bit of wisdom from somebody who's just a tad older. It will ALWAYS be your best friend. Even after your married. In fact, there will be times when you might just choose your friend over your wife. ;-)
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Re: My Friday

Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:39 am

starlord wrote:So it started with a full day of court. Morning was full of arraignments, pretrials and Godawful Personal Protection Orders. I hate those things. The afternoon as a full civil docket with three summary dispositions (basically lawyers whining to the Judge about each other - civil = boring)

I got home to find that my husband and our youngest son had made me a chocolate cake. And Amazon had delivered my copy of The Watchman AND the CD ROM of 40 years of The Avengers! Can't wait to dig into that!

Then we took Jared to see the new Mummy movie. I fell asleep during the end of it. What can I say, I was up at five thirty this morning. Stopped and grabbed fast food, came home and played some playstation games with the two of them. Then they went to bed and now I'm here procrastinating from working on my article for Keb. Don't tell him.


Coincedentally, I ALSO came home today to find that Amazon had delivered my copy of Watchmen! :D
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:40 am

starlord wrote:let me give you a bit of wisdom from somebody who's just a tad older. It will ALWAYS be your best friend. Even after your married. In fact, there will be times when you might just choose your friend over your wife. ;-)


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Re: My Friday

Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:42 am

Lord Simian wrote:Coincedentally, I ALSO came home today to find that Amazon had delivered my copy of Watchmen! :D


:-D Coincidence? I think not. :wink:

I bet Amazon gets a run on that book for a while now.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:43 am

Jude Terror wrote:Sometimes sex with another person is just not worth the hassle.

I'll keep this in mind.
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Re: My Friday

Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:44 am

starlord wrote::-D Coincidence? I think not. :wink:

I bet Amazon gets a run on that book for a while now.


Oh, I don't doubt it. I hated having to buy a new copy, but mine was recently ruined, so....

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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am

Jude Terror wrote:Sometimes sex with another person is just not worth the hassle.


you got that right. It's really funny that I spent so many of my teen years masturbating and trying to "get some", and then I had years of getting a ton, and now I'm almost more content with masturbation again. LOL!

NOT that I don't love my husband and enjoy our physical relationship, because I do, in spades! But hassle free is so nice.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:46 am

starlord wrote:you got that right. It's really funny that I spent so many of my teen years masturbating and trying to "get some", and then I had years of getting a ton, and now I'm almost more content with masturbation again. LOL!

NOT that I don't love my husband and enjoy our physical relationship, because I do, in spades! But hassle free is so nice.

I think something might be missing in my equation...
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:46 am

Daniel wrote:I think something might be missing in my equation...


Yeah, a husband.


But you're too young for one of those.
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