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Give your lady something special

Postby Timbales » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:24 am

a 'pearl necklace'

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"Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure."
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby Chesscub » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:25 am

LOL

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby CountD » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:26 am

a real conversation piece

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby CountD » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:26 am

can I cast my own design

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:27 am

:lol:
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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby J.M. Hunter » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:29 am

HAW!

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:29 am

I remember when I was in High School the girls started wearing the sperm necklaces.

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby J.M. Hunter » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:41 am

avengingtitan wrote:I remember when I was in High School the girls started wearing the sperm necklaces.



Huh?

Like what letting it dry on them and showing their best friend in a crowded circle out at lunch time, "Look, look, what he gave me!"
"Ohhh, Becky, that one's looks thick and salty, you're so lucky!"


Or are you just revisiting your memoirs?

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:42 am

:lol:
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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:48 am

J.M. Hunter wrote:

Huh?

Like what letting it dry on them and showing their best friend in a crowded circle out at lunch time, "Look, look, what he gave me!"
"Ohhh, Becky, that one's looks thick and salty, you're so lucky!"


Or are you just revisiting your memoirs?


No they were actual necklaces like the one tim posted but in the shape of a classic sperm from like those animated sex ed movies. :-D

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby J.M. Hunter » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:51 am

avengingtitan wrote:
No they were actual necklaces like the one tim posted but in the shape of a classic sperm from like those animated sex ed movies. :-D



Ohhhhh, wow....that totally passed me in highschool. I was in school during the mid-nineties....it was just Grunge, weed, and White Wolf.

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:57 am

J.M. Hunter wrote:

Ohhhhh, wow....that totally passed me in highschool. I was in school during the mid-nineties....it was just Grunge, weed, and White Wolf.

It was basically this but on a necklace.
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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby J.M. Hunter » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:09 am

avengingtitan wrote:It was basically this but on a necklace.
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Hah, really? Shit, I'm just gonna say it. Bitches are dumb!

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:17 am

J.M. Hunter wrote:
Hah, really? Shit, I'm just gonna say it. Bitches are dumb!

:smt045

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Re: Give your lady something special

Postby CountD » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:18 am

avengingtitan wrote:It was basically this but on a necklace.
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I told my gf it was an 'italian horn' but she eventually figured it out

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