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by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:23 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Yeah, I'll bet she cost twice as many sheeps and goats as the other girls in the village do.

14 camels and a herd of sheep. Totally worth it. :lol:

by **Benderbrau** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:24 pm

Dragavon wrote:14 camels and a herd of sheep. Totally worth it.

Did you get to "deflower" her? :smt112

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:24 pm

Benderbrau wrote:How does one like someone after only knowing them 3 days?
And she should post here.

I have been speaking to her on the phone and Skype since the beginning of the year.

And fuck no. I wouldn't want her to run away from me. Especially since she's not in the US. :lol:

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:25 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Did you get to "deflower" her?

No comment.

by **guitarsmashley** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:27 pm

Marriage is a terrible thing, today for instance is my 6 anniversary.

by **Stephen Day** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:28 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Marriage is a terrible thing, today for instance is my 6 anniversary.

Hey, congrats.

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:28 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Marriage is a terrible thing, today for instance is my 6 anniversary.

Damn it, a little more warning would have been nice. Congrats, I guess? :lol:

by **Victorian Squid** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:29 pm

Dragavon wrote:Damn it, a little more warning would have been nice.

That's what she said.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:29 pm

Greg wrote:Well... she's pretty damn hot.

Dunno if I'd get that lucky with an arranged marriage.

And here's how the marriage ended... Greg on the prowl... :lol:

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:30 pm

Congrats! Best Wishes! :-D

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:30 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
And here's how the marriage ended... Greg on the prowl...

No worries. She's insane. I know that because she thinks I'm handsome. :lol:

by **avengingtitan** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:31 pm

Dragavon wrote:I now have connections in Pakistan. Want me to help you out?

and now I'm calling homeland security. :shock:

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:32 pm

By the way, under OH law, she has to post here now. Lutz you too. :lol:

Amy, Alima, Lady Simian... it's tradition.

Just warn her of Psivage and Bender... or don't... that could make for some interesting reading on afternoon...

by **avengingtitan** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:33 pm

Dragavon wrote:No worries. She's insane. I know that because she thinks I'm handsome.

yea she's clearly insane. sleep with one eye open.

by **Benderbrau** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:33 pm

Dragavon wrote:I have been speaking to her on the phone and Skype since the beginning of the year.

Shit I talk to IT specialists in Pakistan all the time but that doesn't mean I'd marry them.

Dragavon wrote:And fuck no. I wouldn't want her to run away from me. Especially since she's not in the US.

Dude you paid 14 camels and a herd of sheep for that vay-jay-jay. She can't leave you without return all that livestock and her father probably already violated half those sheep making their value go down so it's not like could give you a full refund now if she wanted to leave. Long story short: you own that piece of ass. Besides I've already got a username picked out for her: burqaboobs69. Now do they wear burqas where she's from? Who cares.