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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:51 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Just did the first heist and then got to play as Trevor. Trevor is awesome. Also, this game is graphic, even for GTA. Lots of sex scenes. Amy won't let me go to the in game strip club. :lol:

hahaha
yeah Trevor is my favorite so far
I just did a mission where I had to switch between all three characters .. It was cool as shit

does anyone else hate the flying controls as much as I do ? I fucking suck
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:59 am

Flying takes getting used to. Its tough but I think I pretty much have it down now.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:00 am

fieldy snuts wrote:
you did the yoga thing yet?

I just did that,I dunno I thought it was funny

so can someone explain Micheal situation to me ? my goddamn girlfriend wouldn't shut up when he was explaining his past to Franklin

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from what I gather he was working with the feds in the very beginning to get someone? but that didn't pan out so now he's in los santos under witness protection
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:02 am

Chris wrote:Flying takes getting used to. Its tough but I think I pretty much have it down now.

so when flying the plane how exactly do I speed up and slow down when I press the triggers it seemed to stall out the routers
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Postby Chris » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:57 am

Control speed with L2/R2. Change direction with L1/R1. And tilt the plane, keep it level to the ground, and change altitude with the left stick
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:58 am

Chris wrote:Control speed with L2/R2. Change direction with L1/R1. And tilt the plane, keep it level to the ground, and change altitude with the left stick

ok cool thanks
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:59 am

are you guys playing the market ? I've bought a few stocks but overall I feel kinda lost looking at the numbers,trends etc
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Jack Burton » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:08 am

I am loving the is game.

It's head and shoulder above GTA 4 and I think I know why.

It's more light hearted. Don't get me wrong it's dark as hell but it's got a more amusing tone. It's not Saints Row off the wall but it's a good balance.

Also I love Trevor. He's amazing. Not really a Franklin guy because I feel like I've played his character before in CJ.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Jack Burton » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:09 am

eltopo wrote:are you guys playing the market ? I've bought a few stocks but overall I feel kinda lost looking at the numbers,trends etc


I only do it when I'm on an assasination mission.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:10 am

Jack Burton wrote:
I only do it when I'm on an assasination mission.

yeah I haven't got to them yet
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:11 am

Jack Burton wrote:I am loving the is game.

It's head and shoulder above GTA 4 and I think I know why.

It's more light hearted. Don't get me wrong it's dark as hell but it's got a more amusing tone. It's not Saints Row off the wall but it's a good balance.

Also I love Trevor. He's amazing. Not really a Franklin guy because I feel like I've played his character before in CJ.

he does seem a lot like CJ
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:17 am

eltopo wrote:are you guys playing the market ? I've bought a few stocks but overall I feel kinda lost looking at the numbers,trends etc

Lester gives you tips when you do assassination missions woth franklin but other than that ive been clueless.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:17 am

Jack Burton wrote:I am loving the is game.

It's head and shoulder above GTA 4 and I think I know why.

It's more light hearted. Don't get me wrong it's dark as hell but it's got a more amusing tone. It's not Saints Row off the wall but it's a good balance.

Also I love Trevor. He's amazing. Not really a Franklin guy because I feel like I've played his character before in CJ.

I definitely think 4 was too serious.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:23 am

Chris wrote:Lester gives you tips when you do assassination missions woth franklin but other than that ive been clueless.

one piece of advice that I read off the gamefaqs board (so take it with a grain of salt but it does make sense )

Early spoilers I guess

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when you kill the lifeinvader guy and rob the jewelry store their stock plummets so the tip was to buy their stock at it's lowest point then by the end the game the stock will rebound and you'll make a killing
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Jack Burton » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:33 am

Chris wrote:I definitely think 4 was too serious.


Yeah it had some funny moments usually with Roman and Brucie but Niko was one mopey dude.

Trevor's hilarious and so's his whole crew. I love that he's got a Juggalo tweeker hanging out with him. That's just so perfect.

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