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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:28 am

eltopo wrote:that's fucking sweet
you know I read somewhere (I think it was a uproxxx thing ) that GTA5 wasn't going to be a great game becuase it was "made of spare parts "
what in the hell is wrong with a developer using something they made in one of thier other games ? max payne's control scheme was awesome why not use it ?

Yeah I saw that. Their game guy at uproxx has some weird views sometimes.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:30 am

eltopo wrote:this is from kutaku's "tips for playing " http://kotaku.com/before-you-start-tips ... 1333219413



hahahahah


Sort of on this topic, but....

These games have an M rating for a reason. I hate all the bullshit controversy everytime a GTA comes out.

No, your fucking 8 year old shouldn't be playing this game and if you're complaining about the violence, language or subject matter you are a cunt and a shitty parent for buying your kid this game just to have something to bitcu about.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:32 am

Also... I cant wait for GTA Online to launch in a few weeks.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby SuperginraiX » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:37 am

Chris wrote:
Sort of on this topic, but....

These games have an M rating for a reason. I hate all the bullshit controversy everytime a GTA comes out.

No, your fucking 8 year old shouldn't be playing this game and if you're complaining about the violence, language or subject matter you are a cunt and a shitty parent for buying your kid this game just to have something to bitcu about.

I remember selling parents GTA... 3? Probably GTA 3... back in the day. Their seven year old kid (or whatever- he was definitely elementary aged) was right there begging for the game and the mom had me take it out of the case and ring it up. I did my typical "this game isn't a good purchase for your child because it's rated M which is basically like a movie being rated R" and she just gave me this look like I was stupid. "It's a video game."

I hope that parent had good luck with that because she was an idiot.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:37 am

Chris wrote:Ps3

yeah I'm picking it up on 360 honestly it was a toss up for me I just got it on 360 so my girlfriend could play it when I'm not home (for whatever reason she refuses to play the ps3)
chances are I'll end up buying it on ps3 and eventually pc
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:37 am

eltopo wrote:this is from kutaku's "tips for playing " http://kotaku.com/before-you-start-tips ... 1333219413



hahahahah


:lol: awesome.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:39 am

I wish they would announce a pc release date. I've about had it with consoles, but will probably get this on PS3.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:44 am

Chris wrote:
Sort of on this topic, but....

These games have an M rating for a reason. I hate all the bullshit controversy everytime a GTA comes out.

No, your fucking 8 year old shouldn't be playing this game and if you're complaining about the violence, language or subject matter you are a cunt and a shitty parent for buying your kid this game just to have something to bitcu about.

yeah I totally agree,I think all the controversy is all fake anyway it's just a way for none gaming or entertainment sites to have GTA in the headline of a story.GTA is in the same category as madden football or Call of duty,meaning that it's transended the gaming commuinty people that don't play video games will buy GTA so these new outlets have to try and jump on some of that thunder and the fact that gta is violent and full of sex and what not makes it a easy target
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:50 am

Argh want to play now!!!

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:51 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I wish they would announce a pc release date. I've about had it with consoles, but will probably get this on PS3.

yeah well it took rockstar forever to release 4 on pc (and they never released Reddead) so who knows

I'm currently replaying GTA4 on pc and man it looks so much better than the console version it's not even funny
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby MrBlack » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:51 am

I really want to like GTA V. It sounds like an awesome sandbox game. The plot and setting just leave me cold.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:52 am

Chris have you played the stock market in the game ? that sounds really interesting
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby eltopo » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:58 am

I posted this over in the video game thread but I started a rockstar social club crew
if anyone wants to join
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/cre ... rder_birds
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby Chris » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:00 am

eltopo wrote:Chris have you played the stock market in the game ? that sounds really interesting

No I only played for about half an hour last night. I couldn't wait until after work today to get it. :lol:
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Re: Grand Theft Auto 5

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:03 am

Chris wrote:No I only played for about half an hour last night. I couldn't wait until after work today to get it. :lol:


Can't you leave work early? We have questions!

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