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[Zechs]

I really need to watch them again. I saw most of them when I was younger, so all I remember is having a blast watching them. I enjoyed them more than the Jason, Freddy, or Chucky films. I definitely need to track down the original Halloween see how I like it nowadays.

Same here.. I can't stand Freddy (well ok just New Nightmare) or Chucky movies. Friday movies interest me because they're always hilarous to watch because rarely they have characters you hope live and you wish horrible horrible death upon those damn sinful teenagers.

Halloween on the other just scares the shit out of me and save for but one (#6) I'm always entertained by them. I admit though I haven't seen Zombie's version. Maybe just for the fact that it take's so damn long and his is more about the person. Not the victims that Mikey targets and an insane old man trying to stop him.

[Greg]

Nah, these fuckers are insidious. They don't even respect the brain-rule. These are some truly ravenous booty-cocking zombie fuck-faces. No respect.

Did you see Serpent and the Rainbow? The zombie, Christoph, was pretty kool and helped the hero. And there was Hocus Pocus where that zombie helped the hero against them crazy witch bitches. But then again, that's fiction, correct?

[Greg]

Same here.. I can't stand Freddy (well ok just New Nightmare) or Chucky movies. Friday movies interest me because they're always hilarous to watch because rarely they have characters you hope live and you wish horrible horrible death upon those damn sinful teenagers.

Halloween on the other just scares the shit out of me and save for but one (#6) I'm always entertained by them. I admit though I haven't seen Zombie's version. Maybe just for the fact that it take's so damn long and his is more about the person. Not the victims that Mikey targets and an insane old man trying to stop him.

I've yet to see the new Halloween movie. I've heard mixed things, some folks loving it, others disliking it. I liked Zombie's last two flicks, so who knows. And as a kid, I thought Freddy was bad-ass and his movies were something else. But I watched the first one again not too long ago and just couldn't get into it. I liked Freddy himself, but the movie was pretty much "meh." I did love the effects, though. And even as a kid I always found Chucky to be a joke. Don't get me wrong, he was the man and I cheered for him and wanted a Chucky doll so bad, but all you need to do is give the guy a nice lil soccer kick into the street and you'll be fine. Although imagine Chucky really doing some of his twisty voodoo spells to actually kill someone. Now THAT's damn freakin' scary!

[Zechs]

Oh and Greg the flashbacks to Crane's past are to show why he's so leery of supernatural. That they've only cost him pain (the loss of his mom) and that the church told him it was wrong. My guess he was always looking for answers how his mom did the things she did and thus became a man of science to explain these things.

Though I like to call Sleepy Hollow, Sithy Hollow. I mean you got three freakin Sith Lords in the darn movie. All that's missing is a James Earl Jones or Hayden in the movie and you're complete.

It has all the prequel Sith. Ian, Christopher, and Ray Park as the Horseman when he's headless.

[Zechs]

I've yet to see the new Halloween movie. I've heard mixed things, some folks loving it, others disliking it. I liked Zombie's last two flicks, so who knows. And as a kid, I thought Freddy was bad-ass and his movies were something else. But I watched the first one again not too long ago and just couldn't get into it. I liked Freddy himself, but the movie was pretty much "meh." I did love the effects, though. And even as a kid I always found Chucky to be a joke. Don't get me wrong, he was the man and I cheered for him and wanted a Chucky doll so bad, but all you need to do is give the guy a nice lil soccer kick into the street and you'll be fine. Although imagine Chucky really doing some of his twisty voodoo spells to actually kill someone. Now THAT's damn freakin' scary!

I'm surprised they never had any more kills like that after the original. It was always hack, slash, and strangle. Never some really fun to him at all using the voodoo stuff or even that electro shock stuff on that medical dude.

[Greg]

Oh and Greg the flashbacks to Crane's past are to show why he's so leery of supernatural. That they've only cost him pain (the loss of his mom) and that the church told him it was wrong. My guess he was always looking for answers how his mom did the things she did and thus became a man of science to explain these things.

Though I like to call Sleepy Hollow, Sithy Hollow. I mean you got three freakin Sith Lords in the darn movie. All that's missing is a James Earl Jones or Hayden in the movie and you're complete.

It has all the prequel Sith. Ian, Christopher, and Ray Park as the Horseman when he's headless.

You know, after I posted that review, I remembered the line where he said, "That was when I lost my faith." I've seen the movie so many damn times, too. What's with me?

Ha, you know I noticed that only recently that a lot of the Sith dudes were in this movie. That's just damn awesome. The Sith are like the only good things in the pre-quels.

[Greg]

I'm surprised they never had any more kills like that after the original. It was always hack, slash, and strangle. Never some really fun to him at all using the voodoo stuff or even that electro shock stuff on that medical dude.

Well, the Chucky films really haven't been as great as they kept on going. The last two were just dreadful. Especially the last one making it a complete comedy now. Ah well.

And I hear they're remaking Freddy with Englund back? Hope it'll be good. Nice return to some of the creepy supernatural feel that's missing nowadays.

[Strict31]

Did you see Serpent and the Rainbow? The zombie, Christoph, was pretty kool and helped the hero. And there was Hocus Pocus where that zombie helped the hero against them crazy witch bitches. But then again, that's fiction, correct?

That's not fictional, that's chemical. See, these voodoo muthafuckas, they weren't creating true undead muthafuckas. they would just gaffle a muthafucka, slip him a tetrodotoxin mickey, dump his monkey ass in a grave and dig his shit up several hours or days later.

That's the kinda shit that will fuck any brutha up.

But you know the one thing it won't do? is give you a mean hankerin' for brain.

I mean, these bokor muthafuckas are bad news. No doubt. But they're kinda like David Blaine: sure, they got all these tricks that piss people off, but there ain't nothing they can do that some scientist muthafucka ain't already figured out. With like...chickens and shit. I dunno.

They might own the license for the term "zombie", but it was white folks who went big air with the undead. These muthafuckas were straight-terrified of the undead. of course, all sorts of scared-ass bitches across the planet had some sort of ghoul legend; restless dead bitches that just had to get up and feed on some muthafuckas.

But the bulk of these legends depended upon an absence of science rather than its presence.

Now, in the modern day, the "classical" zombie has become interchangeable with the legend of the ghoul or the restless dead that terrified primitive sons of bitches back before anyone realized the sun wasn't some angry pimp muthafucka riding across the sky looking for his bitches. And this leads us to the origin of the "scientific" zombie, which is most often just as truly dead as those old-timey muthafuckas. But is usually brought about through some scientists fucking some shit up in the lab and shitting it into the ionosphere or the local water table.

[Greg]

Damn, the great Strict does it again.

Do you read The Walking Dead? I think you'd love that.

[Strict31]

Damn, the great Strict does it again.

Do you read The Walking Dead? I think you'd love that.

Everytime i remember that i wanna check that out, my comic book shop doesn't have all the tpbs. Same with 30 Days of muthafuckin Night.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Did you see Serpent and the Rainbow? The zombie, Christoph, was pretty kool and helped the hero. And there was Hocus Pocus where that zombie helped the hero against them crazy witch bitches. But then again, that's fiction, correct?

Serpent and the Rainbow
Really watch what you do
Zombie in the wedding dress
Delusion of your voodoo
Snakebite to the face
Nail right through the scrotum
Must embrace the leopard
Spirit of your totem

Witch doctor voodoo
Black magic potion
Bury you alive
With your eyes wide open

Witch doctor voodoo
Black magic potion
Bury you alive
With your eyes wide open

The serpent and the rainbow
The serpent and the rain-bow-oh
The serpent and the rainbow
Oh yeah
Come on
Pick it up
The serpent and the rainbow

[S.F. Jude Terror]

That's not fictional, that's chemical. See, these voodoo muthafuckas, they weren't creating true undead muthafuckas. they would just gaffle a muthafucka, slip him a tetrodotoxin mickey, dump his monkey ass in a grave and dig his shit up several hours or days later.

That's the kinda shit that will fuck any brutha up.

But you know the one thing it won't do? is give you a mean hankerin' for brain.

I mean, these bokor muthafuckas are bad news. No doubt. But they're kinda like David Blaine: sure, they got all these tricks that piss people off, but there ain't nothing they can do that some scientist muthafucka ain't already figured out. With like...chickens and shit. I dunno.

They might own the license for the term "zombie", but it was white folks who went big air with the undead. These muthafuckas were straight-terrified of the undead. of course, all sorts of scared-ass bitches across the planet had some sort of ghoul legend; restless dead bitches that just had to get up and feed on some muthafuckas.

But the bulk of these legends depended upon an absence of science rather than its presence.

Now, in the modern day, the "classical" zombie has become interchangeable with the legend of the ghoul or the restless dead that terrified primitive sons of bitches back before anyone realized the sun wasn't some angry pimp muthafucka riding across the sky looking for his bitches. And this leads us to the origin of the "scientific" zombie, which is most often just as truly dead as those old-timey muthafuckas. But is usually brought about through some scientists fucking some shit up in the lab and shitting it into the ionosphere or the local water table.

10/10

[S.F. Jude Terror]

I have these two sisters (not sistas Strict, literal sisters) who are from Haiti, and they attest to the reality of that voodoo zombie business.

[Greg]

Everytime i remember that i wanna check that out, my comic book shop doesn't have all the tpbs. Same with 30 Days of muthafuckin Night.

Dude, you're gonna love The Walking Dead. I kept hearing all these great things but I still wasn't too interested. The guy at my LCS dropped off all the trades at my place one night and I read all of them in one sitting. Some of the best things I've read. It deserves the hype it gets. You have to start at the beginning and read as you can in one sitting. Great characters, zombies, and a hot black chick with a swords who slices zombies and bad guys left and right. She has Strict written all over her, dude.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Dude, you're gonna love The Walking Dead. I kept hearing all these great things but I still wasn't too interested. The guy at my LCS dropped off all the trades at my place one night and I read all of them in one sitting. Some of the best things I've read. It deserves the hype it gets. You have to start at the beginning and read as you can in one sitting. Great characters, zombies, and a hot black chick with a swords who slices zombies and bad guys left and right. She has Strict written all over her, dude.

I thought Strict preferred the white bitches.