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by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:17 am

Strict31 wrote:Of course they do. Because that shit is muthafuckin science. Science didn't make this shit up.

You can't deny muthafuckin science. I mean, you can, I guess. But if you do, that's when crazy shit starts happening, like the dead get tired of laying about and start eating bitches and fucking up traffic.

Every single fucked up thing that's ever happened has been because some muthafucka somewhere looked science in the eye and said, "You know what, Science? Fuck it. I'm goin' for it."

Like, take atomic weapons. Somebody looked at science and said, "Fuck it. Let's just see what happens when we smash some isotopes together at the speed of light. What's the worst that could fuckin' happen?"

Next thing you know? Three-tittied mutant space bitches on Mars. This is some bullshit! They can't figure out a way to give us some symmetrical space bitches? Science prefers to generate titties in pairs. That's just a scientific fact. You might find two titties. You might find four titties. You might even find six muthafuckin titties. But you are not gonna find three titties unless you defy science.

But nobody with any sense wants to talk about what bokors are doing, because like i said, they're like David Blaine, except more evil. The more attention you pay to these wicked sons of bitches, the more shit they do. And as a result, people forget that Zombies and real science go together like flies and the undead.

On a side note:

Man, your family tree is like the actual triangle trade. Your dad is from africa, your sisters are from Haiti, and you live in America. You are a walking Black History Month. On Magic Negro day, you're totally gonna get your own honorary belly-star.

9.5/10. A quote from Robert Browning would have made this a perfect 10.

by **Strict31** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:22 am

Jude Terror wrote:9.5/10. A quote from Robert Browning would have made this a perfect 10.

Langston Hughes, muthafucka. "Robert browning"...the fuck you think this is? White History Mo...oh wait...

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:40 am

Strict31 wrote:Langston Hughes, muthafucka. "Robert browning"...the fuck you think this is? White History Mo...oh wait...

My gift to you before I go to sleep:

by **Strict31** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:41 am

Jude Terror wrote:My gift to you before I go to sleep:

I'm sure Obama will allow them to have more than just a single day.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:43 am

Strict31 wrote:I'm sure Obama will allow them to have more than just a single day.

He IS our first half-white president.

by **Strict31** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:45 am

Jude Terror wrote:He IS our first half-white president.

With all the belly-warmers in the gene pool of America, he's really not...

by **rdrsfn82** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:24 am

My wife and I watched The Descent last night and it was pretty good. It's worthy of the praise and hype it had and I certainly enjoyed it. Exciting and very claustrophobic. If you haven't given it a shot it's worth it.

by **AaronW** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:33 am

Reading the latest Stephen King collection, "Just Past Sunset". Pretty good so far, but no real crazy horror yet.

by **Greg** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:47 pm

http://gregae.blogspot.com/2009/01/oh-h ... ne-in.html
Let The Right One In

I first heard about this Swedish vampire movie on a few message boards a few months ago. Every review and opinion I've read essentially praised it so I indeed was interested. Why wouldn't I be? I like vampires. But yeah, a week back my brother told me that he was planning on going to see "Let The Right One In" and I immediately took interest and told him I've been meaning to see it. So for my birthday (2 days ago) I decided we should see it the day after and was hoping to have a guy's night out with some of my best buds although most of them wasn't able to make it so it was just me, Berto, and Lebert "TeardropJones." Overall, the praises the movie was getting I would say is pretty much justified. The movie had a lot of heart to it as it's essential a story about alienation and a boy finding a connection with a girl who moves in next door who is revealed to be a vampire. The boy, Oskar, is constantly picked on at school by a boy and his crew and Eli, the vampire, gives Oskar confidence to finally stand up to him. Also, Eli basically becomes his best friend and his girlfriend. Seeing their relationship grow through each day is very interesting to watch despite Eli's thirst for blood which causes a big set of problems and events in their Sweden town which includes the death of a few townsmen and infecting someone else into becoming a vampire which later leads to a fantastic scene with cats. You'll have to see it for yourself to see why that scene was simply amazing.

I wish I could say more on the story but the story is very simple that saying much of anything else would surely spoil something and I wouldn't want to do that. It isn't like other vampire movies, it's really more about two outsiders befriending, accepting, and being there for each other. Although rather slow in the beginning, the story begins to really pick up when Eli's thirst really starts to come into the central plot. There were also some fantastic special effects. A few that took place in a hospital and one amazing one in the end when Oskar has his final confrontation with the bullies. I found it to be a really heart-ful ending and was beautifully shot. I can see a few film lovers buying the DVD just for those final shots of the confrontations with the bullies.

So yes, if you can definitely check out this movie. I looked up some stuff online and saw that it was previously a novel and there were a lot of themes that were omitted from the movie. And there's suppose to be an American version coming out which is supposedly suppose to be remade from thebook rather than the Swedish movie. We'll see how that comes out although my brother and I are a bit iffy about that.

I'll leave a final quote that Lebert said when we exited the theater that gave me a good chuckle, "Man, movies like this is what makes me think about being a vegetarian." :lol: