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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:12 pm

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Re: Hitler gets beheaded

Postby daitong » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:17 pm

Strict31 wrote:It's embracing their history, because everyone knows that Hitler committed suicided by having a dude run in and rip his head off. So, it's like an interactive display and what-not.


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Re: Hitler gets beheaded

Postby DeadFett » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:26 am

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Postby fieldy snuts » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:37 am

i'd have preferred stalins way of dealing with hitler: locking him up in the zoo with apes.

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Postby Strict31 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:23 pm

Vic Mackey wrote:i'd have preferred stalins way of dealing with hitler: locking him up in the zoo with apes.


The History Channel told me that Stalin would have placed Hitler into a secret program and forced him to have sex with a chimp to produce a super-Hitler/Chimp hybrid named Bobo.
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Postby daitong » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:47 pm

Strict31 wrote:The History Channel told me that Stalin would have placed Hitler into a secret program and forced him to have sex with a chimp to produce a super-Hitler/Chimp hybrid named Bobo.


Nope, Hitler would have been forced to enter a traveling juggling bear circus.
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Postby Strict31 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:24 pm

daitong wrote:Nope, Hitler would have been forced to enter a traveling juggling bear circus.


Shyeah. Shows what you know. The History Channel airs the historically accurate Monster Quest, which historically portrays the history of...that's right...monsters...in history. And Stalin was totally breeding super-apes to wear jetpacks fashioned by...who?...the nazis. That's right. IT'S HISTORY! Because it came on the History Channel, it gots ta be truth!
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Postby Cernunnos » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:10 pm

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Kurgan FTW! 8) He cut off Sean Connery's head, so you know that Hitler wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell against him. :-D :D 8)
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Postby fieldy snuts » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:14 pm

Strict31 wrote:The History Channel told me that Stalin would have placed Hitler into a secret program and forced him to have sex with a chimp to produce a super-Hitler/Chimp hybrid named Bobo.
nope, stalins plan in regards to that was already in full effect:
http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/monk ... 00828.html

if anything their main purpose was to be unleashed on the nazi's and then the western world. hitler would then be given as a plaything to the inferior primates.

is this eugenics or racism when you look at it? superior and inferior apes?

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Postby Strict31 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:09 am

Vic Mackey wrote:nope, stalins plan in regards to that was already in full effect:
http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/monk ... 00828.html

if anything their main purpose was to be unleashed on the nazi's and then the western world. hitler would then be given as a plaything to the inferior primates.

is this eugenics or racism when you look at it? superior and inferior apes?


There's no reference in that whatsoever to Stalin's SECRET program to impregnate Hitler with the seed of a chimp to produce super-chimpery. Which, being SECRET, stands to reason, sorta.

Seriously, you don't think he would reveal the jet-powered hitler-apes to the likes of the History Channel, do you?
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