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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:05 am

My husband and kids are camping all weekend. I'm home alone! Woo Hoo!

Now what do I do? :?
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:08 am

[insert Phil Ken Sebben graphic I can be arsed to look for]

Ha ha!


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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:09 am

:-D
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Postby Zechs » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:11 am

Obviously watch all your fav movies and have the most filthy thing ever created to eat.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:16 am

I did go see Batman at the theater again tonight and then came home and watched the first Pirates movie. Haven't felt much like eating though. Just drinking a lot of coffee.

Oh, and porn. LOT'S of porn!
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Postby Strict31 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:18 am

Well, when you're done with porn, you could always construct your own unlicensed particle accelerator and use it to take over the tri-state area. Eh, it's something to do with a friday night.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:29 am

Strict31 wrote:Well, when you're done with porn, you could always construct your own unlicensed particle accelerator and use it to take over the tri-state area. Eh, it's something to do with a friday night.


That's brilliant! But do I have to get out of my chair to do it?
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Postby zombiemichaeljackson » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:32 am

starlord wrote:Oh, and porn. LOT'S of porn!


Watch out for chaffing. :shock:

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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:34 am

twoheads wrote:Watch out for chaffing. :shock:


HA! I'm not in my twenties anymore. :(
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Postby Strict31 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:40 am

starlord wrote:That's brilliant! But do I have to get out of my chair to do it?


Well, so long as you don't mind skimping on the particle shielding, it should not significantly cut into your hangin'-around time.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:49 am

Have lots of sex. Lots of sexx!
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Postby Strict31 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:50 am

Daniel wrote:Have lots of sex. Lots of sexx!


Just as a technical note, when you're alone, it's not sex.

It's love.
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Postby Daniel » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:51 am

Strict31 wrote:Just as a technical note, when you're alone, it's not sex.

It's love.

Starlord needs to get some of his "friends" from the 80s to his house.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:09 am

Strict31 wrote:Well, so long as you don't mind skimping on the particle shielding, it should not significantly cut into your hangin'-around time.


yeah, I think this will work than. Another pot of coffee and I'm on my way.
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Postby Starlord » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:10 am

Strict31 wrote:Just as a technical note, when you're alone, it's not sex.

It's love.


And I don't think I could "love" myself more than I have in my life. :P
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