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Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

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Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby LOLtron » Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:01 pm

Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

This has got to be the funniest damn thing I've seen this week.



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If you loved Man of Steel, then I have nothing to offer you.  However, if, like me, you find yourself hoping Lex Luthor wins when he finally faces Superman, or Batman beats the crap out of him somehow when they meet, then you might get a chuckle out of the latest Honest Trailer:

 

 

 



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Re: Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby Pink_Orchid » Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:15 pm

I love these along with How It Should Have Ended.

"Then this movie is for you, psycho." :smt005

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Postby Herald » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:20 pm

Black_Orchid wrote:"Then this movie is for you, psycho." :smt005


That was my favorite part, too! :lol:

It's a movie made by people who, honestly, hate everything about Superman, FOR people who, honestly, hate everything about Superman.

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Re: Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby Supersoldier Washout » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:36 pm

This is Superman the general public wants.

Not the one the world actually needs.

I would say this movie was made by people who hate superheroes, period.

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Re: Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby StrongStyleFiction » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:04 pm

He honors them both by showing off his powers and letting people die.


This sums up everything wrong with the movie. Goddamn was that movie a tedious, depressing, grey slog to sit through. Then punching! And everyone dies because "Superman" can't be bothered to give a shit.

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Postby Pink_Orchid » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:27 pm

Just because.


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Postby xaraan » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:34 pm

I loved that HISHE. "Can you imagine if you'd have fought those guys on land?" :lol:

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Re: Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby Bianco » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:53 pm

i cared so little for this movie that i never realized both his "fathers" played Robin Hood at some point, lean something every day.

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Postby GOSD » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:12 pm

Loved this movie.

Hope that makes some of you angry. :twisted:

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Postby doombug » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:34 pm

GOSD wrote:Loved this movie.

Hope that makes some of you angry. :twisted:

I really really don't understand the hate. :?

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Postby Grayson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:44 pm

doombug wrote:I really really don't understand the hate. :?


It completely unacceptable, unbelievable, and insulting for a superhero to not be a flawless example of moral perfection, 4 hours after putting on a pair of tights for the very first time. :smt011 :P

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Postby doombug » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:07 pm

Grayson wrote:
It completely unacceptable, unbelievable, and insulting for a superhero to not be a flawless example of moral perfection, 4 hours after putting on a pair of tights for the very first time. :smt011 :P

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Postby StrongStyleFiction » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:00 pm

It completely unacceptable, unbelievable, and insulting for a superhero to not be a flawless example of moral perfection, 4 hours after putting on a pair of tights for the very first time. :smt011 :P


Or, he could have moved the Smallville fight slightly to left and fought them in the cornfields so he wouldn't destroy the IHOP. Now everyone is going to have to eat at Denny's. At least everyone in Metropolis is dead, so they don't have to eat at Denny's.He should have just killed everyone in town with his heat vision and saved Smallville from a fate worse than death.

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Postby Grayson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:17 pm

StrongStyleFiction wrote:Or, he could have moved the Smallville fight slightly to left and fought them in the cornfields so he wouldn't destroy the IHOP. Now everyone is going to have to eat at Denny's. At least everyone in Metropolis is dead, so they don't have to eat at Denny's.He should have just killed everyone in town with his heat vision and saved Smallville from a fate worse than death.


To be fair, IHOP is terrible. I have never been in an IHOP anywhere in the country that I didn't have to wait for a ridiculous amount of time between the moment I sat down to the moment that my server came to my table or from the moment that they took my order to the moment that I received my food. Everybody involved in that fight was doing Smallville a favor by demolishing it.

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Re: Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Postby xaraan » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:20 pm

hey hey, you people that liked MoS need to move on. There is no room for positivity here, we are talking about Superman after all.

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