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[dairydead]

Offer to suck their dicks. Then they'll hit you and get arrested. Of course they MAY follow you home and kill you. Thats a risk I'm willing to let you take for the greater good. The greater good being us getting a chuckle of course.

oh man, thats great. Earlier i asked him "if someone on the street called you an asshole, would you be inclined to be their friend because of it?" He just stopped and looked stumped and then after a bit of silence just said "Well if he was right, i would listen"

what the hell?

[avengingtitan]

oh man, thats great. Earlier i asked him "if someone on the street called you an asshole, would you be inclined to be their friend because of it?" He just stopped and looked stumped and then after a bit of silence just said "Well if he was right, i would listen"

what the hell?

Oh I see their retarded too.

[guitarsmashley]

EGGS

[nietoperz]

At the store I worked in just before I left London - a branch of Wholefoods Market - we used to give our wastage bread and vegetables to local charities at the end of the evening. This one, called The Jesus Army, claimed to be giving the food to the homeless, but we found out that they were only giving it to them if they agreed to come in to their church and listen to their sermons. Not particularly Christian.

So we decided to stop giving it to them. Unfortunately, the manager on duty the night that Jesus Army guy came in was me, and I had to feed him the line that we were re-evaluating our wastage procedures so wouldn't be giving any out.

Of course, I was pretty Goth-y back then. While I was talking to him, the guy just stared at my pentagram (that I had around my neck). "Do you know what that symbol means?" he asked. I explained that it wasn't in fact Satanic, and that it actually represented the five elements - earth, fire, water, air and spirit. He grabbed my hand and said "In the name of Jesus Christ I compel ye evil spirits: LEAVE THIS MAN!"

I was having none of this. So, in my best growly voice I hissed at him: "I LIKE MY SPIRITS THE WAY THEY ARE, BOY!"

I have never seen anyone run away so fast. He never came back, either.

[avengingtitan]

EGGS

Best one word answer EVER.

Ever see PCU? Use the meat example. Although they threw meat at a vegan protest, but the EXAMPLE is a valid one.

[avengingtitan]

At the store I worked in just before I left London - a branch of Wholefoods Market - we used to give our wastage bread and vegetables to local charities at the end of the evening. This one, called The Jesus Army, claimed to be giving the food to the homeless, but we found out that they were only giving it to them if they agreed to come in to their church and listen to their sermons. Not particularly Christian.

So we decided to stop giving it to them. Unfortunately, the manager on duty the night that Jesus Army guy came in was me, and I had to feed him the line that we were re-evaluating our wastage procedures so wouldn't be giving any out.

Of course, I was pretty Goth-y back then. While I was talking to him, the guy just stared at my pentagram (that I had around my neck). "Do you know what that symbol means?" he asked. I explained that it wasn't in fact Satanic, and that it actually represented the five elements - earth, fire, water, air and spirit. He grabbed my hand and said "In the name of Jesus Christ I compel ye evil spirits: LEAVE THIS MAN!"

I was having none of this. So, in my best growly voice I hissed at him: "I LIKE MY SPIRITS THE WAY THEY ARE, BOY!"

I have never seen anyone run away so fast. He never came back, either.

[dairydead]

At the store I worked in just before I left London - a branch of Wholefoods Market - we used to give our wastage bread and vegetables to local charities at the end of the evening. This one, called The Jesus Army, claimed to be giving the food to the homeless, but we found out that they were only giving it to them if they agreed to come in to their church and listen to their sermons. Not particularly Christian.

So we decided to stop giving it to them. Unfortunately, the manager on duty the night that Jesus Army guy came in was me, and I had to feed him the line that we were re-evaluating our wastage procedures so wouldn't be giving any out.

Of course, I was pretty Goth-y back then. While I was talking to him, the guy just stared at my pentagram (that I had around my neck). "Do you know what that symbol means?" he asked. I explained that it wasn't in fact Satanic, and that it actually represented the five elements - earth, fire, water, air and spirit. He grabbed my hand and said "In the name of Jesus Christ I compel ye evil spirits: LEAVE THIS MAN!"

I was having none of this. So, in my best growly voice I hissed at him: "I LIKE MY SPIRITS THE WAY THEY ARE, BOY!"

I have never seen anyone run away so fast. He never came back, either.

BWAHAHA thats awesome. ridiculous people are funny. Especially "Christian" crazies, they are just so harmless and lost. I guess its kinda sad too...

[nietoperz]

BWAHAHA thats awesome. ridiculous people are funny. Especially "Christian" crazies, they are just so harmless and lost. I guess its kinda sad too...

Mostly harmless. I'm not sure that Fred Phelps and his gang are completely without threat - especially when picketing funerals etc. I mean, they're evidently not on a par with their muslim counterparts, but thank God for that!

[dairydead]

Mostly harmless. I'm not sure that Fred Phelps and his gang are completely without threat - especially when picketing funerals etc. I mean, they're evidently not on a par with their muslim counterparts, but thank God for that!

Oh man, i can't imagine the terrorism that would ensue. I bet a lot of these crazies are pissed that they are supposed to worship Jesus who is against all that they believe.

"Hey! lets go kill some gays!"

"Yeah, great idea! Wait...... isnt Jesus against that?"

"damn it! youre right! we sure picked the wrong guy to worship! i guess all we can do is be annoying"

[tralfaz]

At the store I worked in just before I left London - a branch of Wholefoods Market - we used to give our wastage bread and vegetables to local charities at the end of the evening. This one, called The Jesus Army, claimed to be giving the food to the homeless, but we found out that they were only giving it to them if they agreed to come in to their church and listen to their sermons. Not particularly Christian.

So we decided to stop giving it to them. Unfortunately, the manager on duty the night that Jesus Army guy came in was me, and I had to feed him the line that we were re-evaluating our wastage procedures so wouldn't be giving any out.

Of course, I was pretty Goth-y back then. While I was talking to him, the guy just stared at my pentagram (that I had around my neck). "Do you know what that symbol means?" he asked. I explained that it wasn't in fact Satanic, and that it actually represented the five elements - earth, fire, water, air and spirit. He grabbed my hand and said "In the name of Jesus Christ I compel ye evil spirits: LEAVE THIS MAN!"

I was having none of this. So, in my best growly voice I hissed at him: "I LIKE MY SPIRITS THE WAY THEY ARE, BOY!"

I have never seen anyone run away so fast. He never came back, either.

i would have punched him in the face

[MoneyMelon]

There's this guy who plays his guitar in the subway station on Wall Street and he's always singing songs about how people who work on Wall Street are going to hell and God's going to smite us for homosexuals getting married or something.

Occasionally someone will give him the finger while they walk past him.

[nietoperz]

[youtube=425,344,mHey5g56CIs]hicks[/youtube]

[The Juan Percenter]

There's this guy who plays his guitar in the subway station on Wall Street and he's always singing songs about how people who work on Wall Street are going to hell and God's going to smite us for homosexuals getting married or something.

Occasionally someone will give him the finger while they walk past him.

It hurts when I tell the truth.

[eyp]

There's this guy who plays his guitar in the subway station on Wall Street and he's always singing songs about how people who work on Wall Street are going to hell and God's going to smite us for homosexuals getting married or something.

Occasionally someone will give him the finger while they walk past him.

We have this guy who reads passages from the new testament. Not in a nice friendly jesusy way, but in an angry condemn-everyone-else kind of way. He always manages to be there after crappy days at work.

[tralfaz]

it always amuses me that these people worship this spiteful vengeful god. man, their god sure is a prick