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by **Chesscub** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:14 am

There's apparently a Twitter feed called 50 Sheds of Grey too. I don't Twitter.

by **Timbales** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:19 am

I'm waiting for the porn parody - 50 Shades of Gay

by **Log-Man** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:42 am

BlueMole wrote:

I was about to post this :lol:

"Holy fuck is this wrong!"

by **Lord Ice** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:20 am

BlueMole wrote:

Gilbert Gottfried and sensual are words that should never be used in the same sentence together, but I would so buy this.

by **Zechs** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:17 pm

BlueMole wrote:

Holy hell is that demonic.. :lol:

by **Keb** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:00 pm

I did a kobo search earlier for F. Scott Fitzgerald AND THIS SHIT CAME UP IN MY SEARCH!!!

I wrote an impassioned ALLCAPS email to the Kobo team stating that their disregard for their customers is absolutely atrocious.

Nonetheless, I did manage to get the books I wanted.

edit: The F SCOTT FITZGERALD books I wanted, that is.

by **Muppetesque** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:39 pm

Actually I started reading this a few days ago... Haven't gotten all that far but I can see why it's liked

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:44 pm

I find that most anything with a name that large groups of women abbreviate tends to suck.

Examples:
"50 Shades" = 50 Shades of Grey
"Grey's" = Grey's Anatomy
"Blue" = an awful local club called the Blue Martini

there are more that aren't springing to mind...

by **Muppetesque** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Apache Chef wrote:I find that most anything with a name that large groups of women abbreviate tends to suck.

Examples:
"50 Shades" = 50 Shades of Grey
"Grey's" = Grey's Anatomy
"Blue" = an awful local club called the Blue Martini

there are more that aren't springing to mind...

Misogynist propoganda :roll:

by **jeremiahvedder** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:57 pm

He puts his finger WHERE? Then sticks it in her mouth and tells her, "THIS IS HOW YOU TASTE"?? And the author made HOW MUCH??

by **Herald** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:10 am

fieldy snuts wrote:So how in the hell did this become a cult hit?

Lowest Common Denominator

by **~Alima~** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:59 am

I'm not defending the books, but girls are more mentally stimulated and most men visual. You guys get bad acting and scripts, we get bad writing. Who cares how atrocious it is if it gives men a chance to get laid after she reads a little? This gives you the chance to freely skip out on the foreplay you already do and the woman having to fake an orgasm because of the lack of.

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:31 am

~Alima~ wrote:I'm not defending the books, but girls are more mentally stimulated and most men visual. You guys get bad acting and scripts, we get bad writing. Who cares how atrocious it is if it gives men a chance to get laid after she reads a little? This gives you the chance to freely skip out on the foreplay you already do and the woman having to fake an orgasm because of the lack of.

If 50 Shades gets people from this place laid, then it has performed more miracles than in the Bible.

by **Lord Simian** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:29 am

The President wrote:
If 50 Shades gets people from this place laid, then it has performed more miracles than in the Bible.

And on the twelfth day of Chimpmas, Kong created the smutty novel and the beer goggles, and He said "let there be lay."

And there was booty, and Kong saw that it was good...

by **Muppetesque** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:46 am

~Alima~ wrote:I'm not defending the books, but girls are more mentally stimulated and most men visual. You guys get bad acting and scripts, we get bad writing. Who cares how atrocious it is if it gives men a chance to get laid after she reads a little? This gives you the chance to freely skip out on the foreplay you already do and the woman having to fake an orgasm because of the lack of.

lolz

For the record, the writing is atrocious but damn does it push the right buttons.