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by **nietoperz** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:53 pm

*phew*

by **Keb** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:50 pm

I've never seen so much concern expressed for my digestive system.

It feels nice. :-)

by **Zenguru** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:09 pm

Keb wrote:I've never seen so much concern expressed for my digestive system.

It feels nice.

Us people with digestive systems have to stick together.

by **Severed Djed** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:19 pm

People with digestive systems are nothing but a drain on society.

by **Zenguru** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:17 pm

Severed Djed wrote:People with digestive systems are nothing but a drain on society.

But I feel more sorry for people who have no butt.

by **Severed Djed** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:47 pm

Zenguru wrote:But I feel more sorry for people who have no butt.

Only because they tend to explode before they turn 30.

Cleaning that up is yet another drain on society.

by **Zenguru** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:43 pm

Severed Djed wrote:Only because they tend to explode before they turn 30.

If they did, so many of them wouldn't be or have been politicians.

by **Severed Djed** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:59 pm

Zenguru wrote:If they did, so many of them wouldn't be or have been politicians.

They age rapidly, and their backstories are largely faked.

by **Lord Simian** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:13 pm

Zenguru wrote:If they did, so many of them wouldn't be or have been politicians.

Those are the ones who've learned how to spew the shit from their mouths instead.

by **Zenguru** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:58 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Those are the ones who've learned how to spew the shit from their mouths instead.

Actually those are the ones who learned to shit backwards like Cartman.

by **Lord Simian** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:02 am

Zenguru wrote:Actually those are the ones who learned to shit backwards like Cartman.

Not exactly. As you'll recall, to do it like Cartman required the food being placed into the anus. As these politicians have no butt, they cannot do such a thing.

by **Zenguru** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:09 am

Lord Simian wrote:Not exactly. As you'll recall, to do it like Cartman required the food being placed into the anus. As these politicians have no butt, they cannot do such a thing.

So they must have some Star Trek transporter capability that materializes the food into what would be their anus? Brilliant! You impress me every day. :-D