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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Evan Meadow » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:33 pm

I look forward to the movie.

Course, if it doesn't do well, I also look forward to Dynamite using this to shut down ERB's attempt at stopping them from doing the Warlord of Mars and Lord of the Jungle comics with a Nelsonish "HA HA!"

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Postby rdrsfn82 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:40 pm

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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby outsider » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:55 pm

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Are you going to see The Lorax in 3D?
Are you lutzing me?
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:58 pm

outsider wrote:Are you lutzing me?


No when I took my Mom to see Star Wars 3D there was a 3D preview of The Lorax so I was curious. Why would you think that?

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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby GHERU » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:04 pm

still gonna see it
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby outsider » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:05 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
No when I took my Mom to see Star Wars 3D there was a 3D preview of The Lorax so I was curious. Why would you think that?
LOL, I don't know. My kids like 3D (and saw The Lorax 3D preview at SWE1 3D), but the ticket prices are just ridiculous. I never saw Avatar in 3D, but based on what movies I have seen, 3D animation works so much better than 3D live action.
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:09 pm

outsider wrote:LOL, I don't know. My kids like 3D (and saw The Lorax 3D preview at SWE1 3D), but the ticket prices are just ridiculous. I never saw Avatar in 3D, but based on what movies I have seen, 3D animation works so much better than 3D live action.


Based on the previews and Star Wars (admittedly a conversion job) I agree. The so-called 3D was sort of useless or slightly annoying in the preview for The Hobbit and the other stuff, but The Lorax preview was very psychedelic.

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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Cernunnos » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:14 pm

I still want to see it. I don't give a shit if it tracks well or not.
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Strict31 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:26 pm

I'll be honest here; when I saw how much clothing Dejah was wearing, I started to think that this is maybe the sort of movie that Disney shouldn't the fuck be making.

I mean, goddamn it, this is some real Frank Frazetta type shit, and they've dumped mouse shit all over the content. Somebody needs their goddamned heads chopped off, and Dejah needs her titties hanging out. Plus, like...I dunno...Martian Lions with six goddamned legs and whatever. This is horseshit.

I mean, like rdrswhatever (or whoever) said, I can't even tell this shit is supposed to be on Mars.

Not that you would be able to, from a purely scientific point of view; Mars doesn't really look that different from your typical rocky badlands on Earth. But that's not the fuckin' point.
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Zechs » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:21 am

There's a John Carter movie coming out? :smt017
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby GHERU » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:24 am

Zechs wrote:There's a John Carter movie coming out? :smt017

isn't that the Terminator kid?
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Lord Ice » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:55 am

The President wrote:It's amazing when something so obvious surprises people.


Like when Sean Hayes came out. And yet, some people were surprised. :shock:
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Re: John Carter-tracking horribly

Postby Amoebas » Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:36 am

As a huge ERB fan, I can not wait to see John Carter!

Just not this one.

Hundreds of thousands of movies have spun off of the ideas Burroughs created all those many years ago. One after another, they've just diluted the core concept of 'likeable guy stuck in an action story set in a strange place'.

All Disney seems to have done with this film is to copy the copy of the copy of the copy of the copy of the etc etc etc rather than the focus on the original concept that helped create the science fiction genre in the first place.

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