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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:04 pm

Keb wrote:3 years is a long time though. Things can change for a lot of people in 3 years.

The stripper thing is weird though.


From what I gather, she was clearly a filthy slut for cheating on him in the first place, and now she's just ended up where all filthy sluts belong, in the strip club, supporting two kids by shaking her ass in front of complete strangers, and probably (no, definitely) sucking dick for blow.

It's not weird - it's sweet, sweet revenge. :)
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:04 pm

Black Kryptonite wrote:Maybe she saved your sperm for a rainy day and you just found out about your kids.


That'd be hilariously fucked up. :D :shock:
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Postby Eric » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:04 pm

NSFW http://www.xvideos.com/video54516/Bethany_2
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:07 pm



You can tell it's her just from that view? I'm amazed.. :shock:
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:08 pm

Chris wrote:You can tell it's her just from that view? I'm amazed.. :shock:


If you look really closely you can see the syphilis. That's how he knows.
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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:10 pm

Jude Terror wrote:If you look really closely you can see the syphilis. That's how he knows.


:lol:
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Postby Eric » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:10 pm

Chris wrote:You can tell it's her just from that view? I'm amazed.. :shock:

I was with this whore for 9 months. I recognize her moans and body.
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:11 pm

Jude Terror wrote:From what I gather, she was clearly a filthy slut for cheating on him in the first place, and now she's just ended up where all filthy sluts belong, in the strip club, supporting two kids by shaking her ass in front of complete strangers, and probably (no, definitely) sucking dick for blow.

It's not weird - it's sweet, sweet revenge. :)


Actually, in not as many words.. yeah, I found myself wondering just how well I really knew her when we went out, because I definitely didn't expect her to be the kind of person to cheat in the first place. And now this on top of that.. it is pretty funny.
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:12 pm

Eric wrote:I was with this whore for 9 months. I recognize her moans and body.


I like Jude's response better. :D
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:14 pm

Chris wrote:Actually, in not as many words.. yeah, I found myself wondering just how well I really knew her when we went out, because I definitely didn't expect her to be the kind of person to cheat in the first place. And now this on top of that.. it is pretty funny.


Revel in it. These are some of the best moments life has to offer. :)
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Postby Keb » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:15 pm

Jude Terror wrote:From what I gather, she was clearly a filthy slut for cheating on him in the first place, and now she's just ended up where all filthy sluts belong, in the strip club, supporting two kids by shaking her ass in front of complete strangers, and probably (no, definitely) sucking dick for blow.

It's not weird - it's sweet, sweet revenge. :)
Hey be careful. You wouldn't want to upset any strippers who post on the board.
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Postby GLX » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:15 pm

Keb wrote:Hey be careful. You wouldn't want to upset any strippers who post on the board.


We have strippers?:shock:
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:16 pm

Keb wrote:Hey be careful. You wouldn't want to upset any strippers who post on the board.


Any strippers who post on the board will vouch that I speak the truth. I've dated many a filthy woman back in my drug days.
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Postby Keb » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:18 pm

Jude, your responses are loaded with "momma" jokes...it gets harder and harder to resist. :wink:
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Postby GratefulFred » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:21 pm

Jude Terror wrote:Revel in it. These are some of the best moments life has to offer. :)


*high-five*

Jude's correct, savor the fact that she has to degrade herself for food and blow.
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