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Postby Strict31 » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:43 pm

HNutz wrote:hmmm, wanna bet that if I don't have the money, she won't want to do something she supposedly wanted to do anyways?


Don't sell yourself short, man. Maybe you're a foxy bitch and she would have just gone for it, and afterwards, her pimp would have just rolled you for your wallet.
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Postby D » Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:59 pm

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I'm actually considering giving my ex a call and talking with her for a few minutes just to get all this from her first-hand.. I can almost guarantee she wouldn't cop to it all. :D
Calling? Fuck that, you NEED to go see her at work. That's kind of hard to deny.
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:12 pm

Eric wrote:That's ok, I found my ex on a porn site the other night.


:shock:

Was she just naked or doing stuff?

I ask because you may have topped Chris in the getting mind fucked department...............

Seriously, to you and Chris............sorry to hear it, but maybe it's some how a good thing.........
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:12 pm

I remember when you guys broke up. Sounds like it was a good thing after all.
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby chap22 » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:13 pm

Chris wrote:I guess things went downhill once I left the picture. :roll:


i'll take "things no one would have EVER expected" for $2000, Alex...
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:16 pm

D wrote:Calling? Fuck that, you NEED to go see her at work. That's kind of hard to deny.


LOL.. that'll be classic.
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:16 pm

chap22 wrote:i'll take "things no one would have EVER expected" for $2000, Alex...


hey, I'm just glad I didn't drive her to become a lesbian! :P
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:18 pm

Chris wrote:LOL.. that'll be classic.


True, you could just sit there and laugh.............. :twisted:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
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Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:19 pm

Chris wrote:hey, I'm just glad I didn't drive her to become a lesbian! :P


I worked with a guy who did that.

It was hilarious, he'd saw here one day coming into work, on the highway.

He was livid for the rest of the day.................... :P
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:22 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:He was livid for the rest of the day.................... :P


Livid.. you say?
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Postby HNutz » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:23 pm

D wrote:Calling? Fuck that, you NEED to go see her at work. That's kind of hard to deny.


That's what I'M talking about! You and all of your mutual friends. Or your friends who knew her. Either/or.

Not to give her money or anything, though.
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby b.lumpkin » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:23 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:I worked with a guy who did that.

It was hilarious, he'd saw here one day coming into work, on the highway.

He was livid for the rest of the day.................... :P
you worked with Jude Terror?
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Postby b.lumpkin » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:24 pm

HNutz wrote:That's what I'M talking about! You and all of your mutual friends. Or your friends who knew her. Either/or.

Not to give her money or anything, though.
bring her a bag of nickels
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:24 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:you worked with Jude Terror?


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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:26 pm

Chris wrote:Livid.. you say?


Why yes! :-D

But no, I don't think it was Jude........this fella was in capable of logging in on a computer without help, soooooooooooooooo.............
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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