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Postby john lewis hawk » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:32 pm

Everything is another form of butt secks. When you're cleaning your toilet with your roommate's toothbrush, it's literally the same thing as butt secks.

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Postby Severed Djed » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:55 pm

You should start an advice column.

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Postby DeadFett » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:46 am

Severed Djed wrote:You should start an advice column.


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Postby john lewis hawk » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:08 am

DeadFett wrote:Dear Hawk...
Whatever it is, you can solve it by tying the person to a monkey gym and then repeatedly beat him/her with a baseball bat as you ride the nearby merry go-round.

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Postby Shady » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:28 am

john lewis wrote:Whatever it is, you can solve it by tying the person to a monkey gym and then repeatedly beat him/her with a baseball bat as you ride the nearby merry go-round.



....so this would be another form of butt secks as well??

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Postby john lewis hawk » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:22 pm

Shady wrote:....so this would be another form of butt secks as well??
Absolutely.

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Postby Jonathan » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:08 pm

Hawk giving advice.

That's like Charlie Sheen becoming a marriage counselor.

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Postby Severed Djed » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:04 pm

The House wrote:Charlie Sheen becoming a marriage counselor.


Brilliant.

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Postby Dooz » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:56 am

Hawk giving advice is like buttsecks.

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Postby DeadFett » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:06 pm

Kid Doozer wrote:Hawk giving advice is like buttsecks.


And not in a good way.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:35 pm

DeadFett wrote:And not in a good way.
Your post is like buttsecks where it breaks the skin and causes massive bleeding.

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Postby DeadFett » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:10 am

john lewis wrote:Your post is like buttsecks where it breaks the skin and causes massive bleeding.


Are you saying my post is big? :P
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:13 pm

DeadFett wrote:Are you saying my post is big? :P
No.

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Postby guitarsmashley » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:17 pm

so when posting on the outhouse really...I am lubing up and bending you over and putting it in your gravy pipe. if so then maybe I need to post more often.
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Postby john lewis hawk » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:20 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:so when posting on the outhouse really...I am lubing up and bending you over and putting it in your gravy pipe. if so then maybe I need to post more often.
Exactly. Except this reply is like being in a prison gang-bang for you.

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