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Michael Bay Attacked on "Transformers: Age of Extinction" Set

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Michael Bay Attacked on "Transformers: Age of Extinction" Set

Postby LOLtron » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:06 am

Michael Bay Attacked on

The director was attacked on set by two men and their motive surprisingly wasn't that he raped their childhoods.



Source: USA Today

USA Today revealed the wacky story of how the American Pioneer in ruining classic 80's childhood was assaulted by two brothers while filming for Transformers: Age of Extinction on set in Hong Kong.

The pair approached Bay on set, and the youngest of the two demanded that Bay fork over $13,000. After Bay refused, the pair attacked Bay (who hopefully spouted one clichéd one-liners from one of his action movies), before police intervened. The two brothers continued to fight with police before finally being subdued and arrested.

Bay suffered minor injuries to right side of his face and refused medical treatment. No word if he went back to filming.  If he did, it only confirms that Michael Bay is a manly man with a far higher testosterone count than myself. The two brothers were charged for assault and blackmail.



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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby superfictious » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:29 am

Obviously it was these two
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seeking reparations for being so fucking awful.

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Postby bkthomson » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:30 am

superfictious wrote:Obviously it was these two
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seeking reparations for being so fucking awful.

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby Zechs » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:54 am

superfictious wrote:Obviously it was these two
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I was so close to making that or a Bad Boys joke.
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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby superfictious » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:59 am

Zechs wrote:
I was so close to making that or a Bad Boys joke.


You've failed me yet again, Starscream.

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Postby Supersoldier Washout » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:05 pm

Why do I really wish the brothers were 11 and 12 years?

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby Zechs » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:05 pm

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You've failed me yet again, Starscream.


I thought the comments would be ripe for Bad Boys jokes.
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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby Supersoldier Washout » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:10 pm

Zechs wrote:
I thought the comments would be ripe for Bad Boys jokes.


You should have made "Bad Boys 2" jokes.

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby GOSD » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:11 pm

Why do I not feel sorry for the guy?

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby Zechs » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:11 pm

Supersoldier Washout wrote:
You should have made "Bad Boys 2" jokes.


That's too easy though if I did.
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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby misac » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:22 pm

Supersoldier Washout wrote:Why do I really wish the brothers were 11 and 12 years?


:-D
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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby sdsichero » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:36 pm

Zechs wrote:
I thought the comments would be ripe for Bad Boys jokes.


You were wrong.

Again.

Fail.

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby HNutz » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:57 pm

Do we need to come up with an alibi for Zechs?

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby sdsichero » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:17 pm

Story updated with comments from Bay & Co

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=110358

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Re: Michael Bay Attacked on

Postby superfictious » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:21 pm

So Bay was attacked by a zombie-like dude who used a friggin' air conditioning unit as a weapon.

How did Bay not write this script already?

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