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Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby LOLtron » Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:21 pm

 


Source: Deadline

Michael Bay has cast the rest of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Deadline is reporting that Pete Ploszek will play Leonardo, Jeremy Howard will play Donatello and Noel Fisher will play Michaelangelo.  Ploszek has had roles in Parks and Recreation and Shameless, Howard was in the live action adaptation of The Grinch and GalaxyQuest and Fisher plays Mickey Milkovich in Shameless.

In other news, there have been reports of a large tentacle-faced creature emerging from the depths of the South Pacific.  This is the only latest sign that the world is actively trying to prevent a Michael Bay produced TMNT movie from ever being made. 



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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Draco x » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:08 pm

The big question is who will play Shredder?

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Postby Zechs » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:16 pm

draco x wrote:The big question is who will play Shredder?


John Turturro.
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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby dairydead » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:46 pm

Zechs wrote:
John Turturro.
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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Draco x » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:03 pm

Zechs wrote:
John Turturro.


I was hoping for Ken Watanabe but I guess not.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Lord Simian » Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:43 pm

draco x wrote:
I was hoping for Ken Watanabe but I guess not.


No, no. It's going to be DMX, voiced by Josh Duhamel.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby HNutz » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:50 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
No, no. It's going to be DMX, voiced by Josh Duhamel.


I thought he was going to be all CGI, voiced by Snoop Dogg? ;)

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Logan.1179 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:58 pm

HNutz wrote:
I thought he was going to be all CGI, voiced by Snoop Dogg? ;)


Snoop Dogg as Shredder is the only thing that could get me to watch this movie.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Draco x » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:11 pm

Log-Man wrote:
Snoop Dogg as Shredder is the only thing that could get me to watch this movie.


No mention of the April O Neil ass shots? That's pretty much the main selling point of his iteration of this franchise.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Draco x » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:13 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
No, no. It's going to be DMX, voiced by Josh Duhamel.


I even heard he was going to cast Topher Grace as Shredder after his bang up job as Venom in Spiderman 3-note the sarcasm in my statement.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Grayson » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:32 pm

draco x wrote:No mention of the April O Neil ass shots? That's pretty much the main selling point of his iteration of this franchise.


If that's the only reason that you would watch this abortion, then why would you pay for it? :smt102 You do know how to work the internet, right? :P

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Draco x » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:36 pm

Grayson wrote:
If that's the only reason that you would watch this abortion, then why would you pay for it? :smt102 You do know how to work the internet, right? :P


Where did I ever say I was going to pay to watch this movie in any of my statements exactly? If it's horrible as people say it will be I can watch it online and save me money.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:34 pm

draco x wrote:
I was hoping for Ken Watanabe but I guess not.


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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby Grayson » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:47 pm

You guys are all wrong. If anybody should play the Shredder in Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles, then Kevin Nash should reprise his role from the end of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

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Actually, now that I think about it, that's probably pretty close to what he will look like in the movie.

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Re: Michael Bay Has the Rest of His Turtles

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:53 pm

That movie was the first time you really got an idea of what Nash would be like in pro wrestling. "There's no way I'm laying down for those guys. You'll have to drop the entire dock on me first."
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