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Michael Bay has cast the rest of his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Deadline is reporting that Pete Ploszek will play Leonardo, Jeremy Howard will play Donatello and Noel Fisher will play Michaelangelo. Ploszek has had roles in Parks and Recreation and Shameless, Howard was in the live action adaptation of The Grinch and GalaxyQuest and Fisher plays Mickey Milkovich in Shameless.
In other news, there have been reports of a large tentacle-faced creature emerging from the depths of the South Pacific. This is the only latest sign that the world is actively trying to prevent a Michael Bay produced TMNT movie from ever being made.
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