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Postby Juan Cena » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:22 pm

CNN says he's in a coma.
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Postby SlamBurger » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:23 pm

I think its a little of the wall that people think this is either bad or a thriller because its really dangerous to say those kinds of things. History has shown he's not invincible. You've got to be there to understand that now and forever he saw things as "music and me."

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Postby Zechs » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:23 pm

Someone needs to go to his house and free the captive children!
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Postby Jack Burton » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:24 pm

And if you really want to speculate put money on Walter Kronkite. He's not doing well by all accounts.

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Postby SlamBurger » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

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Postby Pink_Orchid » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

So how long before jokes about him will be okay again?

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Postby guitarsmashley » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

no big loss.
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Postby COBRA Command » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

Jack Burton wrote:And if you really want to speculate put money on Walter Kronkite. He's not doing well by all accounts.


I thought he died like a decade ago.

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Postby Punchy » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

Whenever I'm at a Music Festival, and cut off from the world's media, news spreads around that somone famous has died, one year it was Elton John, another it was Sting, and it's always false

I wonder what people at Glastonbury are thinking.

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Postby COBRA Command » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:26 pm

LA Times says he's dead.

CNN just ran with it.
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Postby Derm » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:26 pm

The Nacireman wrote:CNN says he's in a coma.

If he is in a coma imagine the hordes of nutcase's thats going to form outside that hospital.

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Postby The Old Doctor » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:27 pm

XtremeX wrote:LA Times says he's dead.

CNN just ran with it.


That's sad to hear.
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Postby SlamBurger » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:27 pm

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Postby Regulator » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:28 pm

XtremeX wrote:LA Times says he's dead.

CNN just ran with it.


Yeah, Wolf Blitzer said he's dead but the screen says "CNN has not confirmed."

Meanwhile, Headline News says he's in a coma.

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Postby The Old Doctor » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:29 pm

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/m ... -cyjb.html

Pop star Michael Jackson has died after suffering a heart attack, it has been reported.

Media reports have said the star, 50, was taken to hospital in Los Angeles, California, after he was found not breathing following a suspected heart attack in his Bel Air home earlier.

Celebrity website TMZ said 911 operators received an emergency call about 12.12pm local time (5.12am AEST).

"We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back," the website reported.

Jackson is believed to have gone into cardiac arrest and paramedics performed CPR on him en route to UCLA hospital.

The website quoted family members as saying the Thriller singer was in "really bad shape."

"We just got off the phone with Joe Jackson, Michael's dad, who says 'he is not doing well.'' the website had earlier reported.

Jackson was reportedly planning a comeback and was living in Los Angeles while rehearsing a series of 50 sold-out shows in London, the LATimes has reported.

Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics had rushed to the singer's $100,00-a-month rented home near Sunset Boulevard to find him not breathing, according to the newspaper.

Michael has three children, Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince Michael Jackson II.


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