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[S.F. Jude Terror]

if they are that bad, wouldn't it be better then if they all superignored each other?


I mean obviously not, if what you want IS for them to be able to have that drama. Image if CS had been able to just Super ignore people who gave him a hard time from the get go.

If CS had asked for SuperIgnore, I would turn it on for him. :shrug:

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Congrats. That's your new avatar if you get elected!

[ReturnoftheMack]

Alright, let's move on as I try to fill in my cabinet positions.

Chief of Staff/Spokesman - Jude Terror. He has done a nice job in this role already.

Defense Secretary/Chief Torturer - rdrsfn. Please direct all abuse directed towards me at rdrs instead.

Secretary of the Treasury - Royce. They say that you should always have an opponent on you cabinet and Royce and I disagree on everything. This was a no-brainer.

Secretary of Secretaries - Keb. It is his job to keep the women of this board in line.

Vice-President - Alchemic Spider (this is on a conditional basis). I promised him this role, but he can only keep it if he goes back to his old posting self, not this new weak persona.

Secretary of War - GOSD. Who else? My war with the 20 Somethings will take a while. GOSD can handle it.

Secretary of Cliques - cncoyle. Because I don't know who the cliques are, I need someone who does.

Secretary of Good Will - Alima. She was the only one of my opponents that lost graciously. Also, I need a woman on my cabinet because Bender's mom won't get off my desk.

Secretary of State - Twigglet. He can help negotiate a peace treaty with other boards like OHG, the My Little Pony Forum and the Bendis Boards.

That's it for now. Just because you weren't listed, doesn't mean I forgotten about you. It just means I didn't remember you.

[Sgt.Marvel]

I look forward to Frag changing this board back into a place where OHG posters can post again

[Alchemic_Spider]

Alright, let's move on as I try to fill in my cabinet positions.

Chief of Staff/Spokesman - Jude Terror. He has done a nice job in this role already.

Defense Secretary/Chief Torturer - rdrsfn. Please direct all abuse directed towards me at rdrs instead.

Secretary of the Treasury - Royce. They say that you should always have an opponent on you cabinet and Royce and I disagree on everything. This was a no-brainer.

Secretary of Secretaries - Keb. It is his job to keep the women of this board in line.

Vice-President - Alchemic Spider (this is on a conditional basis). I promised him this role, but he can only keep it if he goes back to his old posting self, not this new weak persona.

Secretary of War - GOSD. Who else? My war with the 20 Somethings will take a while. GOSD can handle it.

Secretary of Cliques - cncoyle. Because I don't know who the cliques are, I need someone who does.

Secretary of Good Will - Alima. She was the only one of my opponents that lost graciously. Also, I need a woman on my cabinet because Bender's mom won't get off my desk.

That's it for now. Just because you weren't listed, doesn't mean I forgotten about you. It just means I didn't remember you.

It's like I'm being pulled in two different directions.

[ReturnoftheMack]

It's like I'm being pulled in two different directions.

You must do what's best for your messageboard.

[rdrsfn82]

So basically I'm your human shield?

Awesome.

[Sgt.Marvel]

So basically I'm your human shield?

Awesome.

I would've made you the Warden due to your experience with caging your kids.



I think we should all congratulate rdrs for being able to take several jokes per day about his chronic abuse of his own children without freaking out. That useless son of a bitch

[rdrsfn82]

I would've made you the Warden due to your experience with caging your kids.



I think we should all congratulate rdrs for being able to take several jokes per day about his chronic abuse of his own children without freaking out. That useless son of a bitch

Secretary of Education/Prisons, IMMO.

[ReturnoftheMack]

Just so you guys know, ever since this controversy and presidency began, I have increased the unique hits on this site by 50%.

9/7 and 9/8 were the second and third highest ranking days of the last 30 days.

You're welcome Outhouse.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Are those shovel ready unique hits? If not, I don't think you can really count them.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

For Immediate Release

PRESIDENT CREATES UNIQUE HITS
Frag It Administration Concludes First Week in Power by Increasing Unique Hits by 50%

Outhouse, September 9th, 2011 - The Frag It administration today released statistics claiming that unique hits, the currency on which comic book message boards thrive, have increased by 50% since his administration took over on Wednesday. In a speech given to members of the Outhouse, President Frag It said, "You're welcome, Outhouse."

While partisan detractors accused the administration of bolstering the unique hits number with non-shovel-ready hits, President Frag It responded with a private message, saying "WTF dude? You're the press secretary! And you're fat!" resulting in an immediate retraction.

The Frag It administration, which has seen approval ratings drop from the initially record breaking 100% in the past few days, would like its supporters not to worry, as a fickle public is to be expected amidst a crisis like the one currently affecting The Outhouse. However, Frag It has promised that he will defeat Benderbrau in a contest proclaiming the Outhouse's greatest ballbuster in order to generate more lutz and unique hits to save the economy.

Reports that Frag It intends to bolster the economy with worthless Deuxbux are still considered to be baseless, unfounded rumors. The Frag It administration remains committed to bringing peace to the Outhouse in these troubled times, and President Frag It continues his reign as the greatest president in the history of the Outhouse, a claim yet to be disputed with any validity.



For More Info Contact:
Jude Terror
Press Secrerary
Liberal San Francisco

[ReturnoftheMack]

[Keb]

TerriG, behave!

[God Impulse2k1]

I hope that's not true. None of us ever truly leave. Even the ones that claim to have left (hi guests!).

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