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by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:02 am

I would like to accept the title of President of The Outhouse.

I would like to thank my competitors Bender, Zechs, TerriG, Alima, Thuderstorm and whoever the last person was. It was a great race and other than Zechs, it was mostly positive.

Now it's time to get to work. Firstly, I want my Presidential Seal. Secondly, I want the color change for my username. I hope I am not Carrie'd because of the days' event.

One Outhousers has now taken the presidential oath.

The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, The Outhouse has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those we name mods, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forebears (like Deux, D and Crump's Brother R.I.P.), and true to our terms of service.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Outhousers.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our messageboard is at war against a far-reaching network and secret mod forum of violence and hatred. Our rotating banner is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the Outhouse for a new age.

Thank you again.

Yes I can!

by **Keb** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:05 am

There's a rotating banner?

by **Alchemic_Spider** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:11 am

Keb wrote:There's a rotating banner?

Yeah of "Have you seen me?" posters of small children last seen with a middle aged man wearing a catsuit while munching on a package of Chips Ahoy!...somewhere in the Canadian Wilderness.

by **avengingtitan** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:11 am

I demand a recount!!!!

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:12 am

Alchemic_Spider wrote:
Yeah of "Have you seen me?" posters of small children last seen with a middle aged man wearing a catsuit while munching on a package of Chips Ahoy!...somewhere in the Canadian Wilderness.

by **e_galston** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:13 am

Alchemic_Spider wrote:
Yeah of "Have you seen me?" posters of small children last seen with a middle aged man wearing a catsuit while munching on a package of Chips Ahoy!...somewhere in the Canadian Wilderness.

are you trying to get yourself banned?

by **Alchemic_Spider** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:15 am

e_galston wrote:
are you trying to get yourself banned?

by **e_galston** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:16 am

the whole implying that cat-scratch is a pedo thing??

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:17 am

So I guess this means no tits then huh? :smt090

by **sdsichero** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:19 am

I'm moving to another board.

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:20 am

Benderbrau wrote:So I guess this means no tits then huh?

No tits, but there are a couple of boobs that owe me an apology. :wink:

by **Alchemic_Spider** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:26 am

Will You be naming your vice president, Mr. President?

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:28 am

Alchemic_Spider wrote:Will You be naming your vice president, Mr. President?

I will be naming a cabinet soon. It will probably take 1-2 days.

by **Alchemic_Spider** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:31 am

Rusty Kuntz wrote:
I will be naming a cabinet soon. It will probably take 1-2 days.

Cool

by **Zechs** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:05 am

I don't concede and refuse to acknowledge this tainted victory that was built upon lies! In my view I won! I demand a vote of no confidence of President Frag and that he should be removed from office!! It's the Ross Perot thing for me to do.