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2.5 Million Posts

Postby Pink_Orchid » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:28 pm

Just under 60 posts ago someone posted the two millionth five hundred thousandth post.

Any one know who the timely poster was? I'm almost afraid to ask what the post was.

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:34 pm

Black_Orchid wrote:Just under 60 posts ago someone posted the two millionth five hundred thousandth post.

Any one know who the timely poster was? I'm almost afraid to ask what the post was.


Me, posting boobies. :lol:

Either that or McKegan posting that my enjoyment of a club sandwich on white makes me racist. :lol:
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby Pink_Orchid » Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:27 pm

I dare you to put that in your sig. #2500000 OH post, about boobs.

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby jeremy » Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:20 pm

This is cool. Maybe Jude can figure it out. Although Cat is probably right :lol:

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:35 pm

Black_Orchid wrote:I dare you to put that in your sig. #2500000 OH post, about boobs.


:lol: I will if it's true.

Then watch the next quote from LS that comes as of it. :lol:
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Well that explains a lot :lol:

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby The Old Doctor » Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:38 pm

jeremy wrote:This is cool. Maybe Jude can figure it out. Although Cat is probably right :lol:



Only Jude can confirm it. Neito and LS never would in a million years. The LUTZ alone would be too much for them to handle. :lol:

2.5 Millionth poster = Cat-Scratch
Posting Subject = Boobs

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And it was Shania Twain boobs too. Canadians... stealing your forum in more ways then one! :P
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Well that explains a lot :lol:

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby Pink_Orchid » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:00 pm

I amend my dare. It should say, "Post #2500000, BEWBS-eh."

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby Stephen Day » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:04 pm

My guess is that it had something to do with Tess Fowler. :P
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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:05 pm

I can find this out later.

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby Pink_Orchid » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:33 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I can find this out later.


Are the results in?

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby habitual » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:42 pm

Black_Orchid wrote:
Are the results in?


Yes, the result is that Jude is lazy.

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:55 pm

habitual wrote:
Yes, the result is that Jude is lazy.

Hab


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"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:59 pm

It could also be that, and I was joking, but turns out my bewbs post was the one. Jude can't handle it. :smt005
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Well that explains a lot :lol:

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:54 pm

why would I care what the post was? :lol:

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Re: 2.5 Million Posts

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:56 pm

And it's not a matter of just hitting the "tell me what post was number 2.5 million." With all the deleted posts over the years (from things like duplicate LOLtron threads, people double posting and deleting a post, spambots, etc, the post_id column in the database is in the 3 millions. So what I need to do is actually count the rows in the database, which takes a little bit of work, and requires me being connected to the server from a terminal where I can access the database.

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