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by **Snug** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:31 pm

Since when does the school get to decide who the seniors bring to their prom? And a 19 year old porn star date is way less creepy than, say, the chick who brings a 45 year old dentist or something.

by **Greg** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:37 pm

SNUG!!

by **Snug** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:54 pm

Greg wrote:SNUG!!

Are you shocked to see me, or shocked that I find 45 year old dentists at high school proms very creepy?

by **SuperginraiX** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:02 pm

My wife tells all her family to never fall in love with a man from Minnesota. So this is a blessing in disguise for the porn star. :lol:

by **achilles** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:17 am

eltopo wrote:yup
that stupid it's not like the pornstar's going fuck him during the slow song

True, he's only a kid. It'd be during the fast song.

by **achilles** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:19 am

Somehow, there's a porn movie to be made about all of this.

by **guitarsmashley** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:56 am

I always wondered what happened to WolverineX.

by **Zenguru** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:03 am

achilles wrote:Somehow, there's a porn movie to be made about all of this.

You should play a small part in it. Be the stunt dick or something.

by **Rockman** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:29 am

achilles wrote:Somehow, there's a porn movie to be made about all of this.

This is basically the plot to the Girl Next Door, which came out years ago.

Not a porn movie btw.

by **syxxpakk** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:41 am

Snug wrote:Since when does the school get to decide who the seniors bring to their prom? And a 19 year old porn star date is way less creepy than, say, the chick who brings a 45 year old dentist or something.

Since it was their school and they have a right to decide who they let on their campus.

by **Snug** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:37 am

syxxpakk wrote:
Since it was their school and they have a right to decide who they let on their campus.

Well, when you put it that way, I suppose it's hunky dory. I though schools had gotten past the era of using "they don't attend this school" as a rationale for deciding whether one's prom date was of the correct age, occupation, social class, political bent, race, sexual orientation, or whatever. But apparently not.

In any case, it's not my Milky Way. I just find the hypocrisy fascinating.

By the by, what if the student was the porn star? Could the school refuse to let him/her attend his/her own prom for being a student by day and adult entertainer by night?

by **Rockman** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:38 pm

School's, as a rule of thumb, should have the least amount of connection to the prom as possible. Let student groups plan it, charge it and have it off campus. That way they aren't liable for any of these media storms which always seem to erupt out of them and they don't have to worry about chaperoning them.

by **achilles** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:39 pm

Zenguru wrote:You should play a small part in it. Be the stunt dick or something.

That would be very big part.

by **achilles** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:40 pm

Rockman wrote:
This is basically the plot to the Girl Next Door, which came out years ago.

Not a porn movie btw.

It should have been. Everything goes better with porn.

by **syxxpakk** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:48 pm

Snug wrote:
Well, when you put it that way, I suppose it's hunky dory. I though schools had gotten past the era of using "they don't attend this school" as a rationale for deciding whether one's prom date was of the correct age, occupation, social class, political bent, race, sexual orientation, or whatever. But apparently not.

Seriously? This is silly reasoning. You're trying advocate for a porn star to get into a school - which, in all fairness, has no business happening. The whole purpose is to create a scene and school disturbance. That alone is reason enough to not allow it.

But if we go by your example, then I guess it's OK to let anyone come in the school just because it's prom. Let's go ahead and let convicted murderers, drug dealers, pedophiles, etc. in because - hey it's prom and it shouldn't be the school's decision.[/quote]

By the by, what if the student was the porn star? Could the school refuse to let him/her attend his/her own prom for being a student by day and adult entertainer by night?

If the student were a porn star then a) probably not going to school anyway, b) if were attending school, people are probably going to jail for an underage porn star existing.

Rockman wrote:School's, as a rule of thumb, should have the least amount of connection to the prom as possible. Let student groups plan it, charge it and have it off campus. That way they aren't liable for any of these media storms which always seem to erupt out of them and they don't have to worry about chaperoning them.

That opens up more possibility for discrimination than this does. In my home town for many years it was done like this and as it turned out there were two proms. A group of a kids went to one prom, another group of kids went to the other. One group was white, the other black. That was problematic, to say the least, and the school technically wasn't even involved.