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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:27 pm

Haha, once that stuff is in you'd have a terrible time getting it out. No black person in my family would ever let a white person do their hair!

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Greg » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:52 pm

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:Haha, once that stuff is in you'd have a terrible time getting it out. No black person in my family would ever let a white person do their hair!
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... She was black...
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:05 am

Greg wrote:\

... She was black...


So let me get this straight--someone hired a hair stylist who not only didn't know how to do her job (because as was mentioned that's the wrong stuff to use under any kind of lighting in the first place due to heat), she didn't understand black hair-styling techniques even though she was black herself?

:smt005

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Marius665 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:06 pm

I don't approved this thread title...MAWDS!!!

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby habitual » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:09 pm

I'm a Dapper Dan man myself.

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:16 am

habitual wrote:I'm a Dapper Dan man myself.

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I wish they actually made that stuff
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:17 am

I really like the royal crown I think I'm gonna stick with that
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:20 am

Greg wrote:
This shit is awful for my hair. I have extremely stubborn/kinky hair. I was doing a film shoot and the make up and hair artist brought this for my hair assuming it'd be good for all black people hair (and she never done hair for black people, apparently). Shit was terrible and it took us FOREVER to get it removed and had to do something else with my hair for the shoot.

yeah that stuff is hard to get out
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:05 pm

update now I'm rocking the pomp!
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Victorian Squid » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:04 pm

eltopo wrote:I really like the royal crown I think I'm gonna stick with that


:smt023

Nice, you look ready to stab some socs now.

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Arion » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:35 pm

eltopo wrote:yeah exactly
with the other stuff I take about a finger amount out of the can wipe it together with both of my hands then put it in my hair then comb
but this stuff is so thick that process doesn't really work


Stop trying to imitate Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary! Your hair can't take that kind of punishment.

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:26 am

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:
:smt023

Nice, you look ready to stab some socs now.

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby eltopo » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:46 am

so it's been about a month since I've adopted this greaser look I gotta tell you that I love it.I'm currently using Royal crown every day, though I'm still willing to try some other pomades,I order some of the cockgrease stuff should be here any day. now I just need to find a real barber in my area I went to fucking hair cuttery the other day to get the sides and back trimed and it looks ok see pics below but I actually wanted the hair on the side shorter and the woman who cut my hair just kept saying (in English so broken I must be some sorta linguistics architect to be able assemble them ) "oh no no you go to shart it no look good,u see skin.." I know that's what I want "oh no no no" so about 5mins of that back and forth I was just like fine whatever just do what you want.
so now I need to find a barber
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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby Keb » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:06 am

The only black person your hairstyle might resemble at this point is Rihanna.

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Re: I'm more black than most of you

Postby DMM » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 am

Keb wrote:The only black person your hairstyle might resemble at this point is Rihanna.

:lol:
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