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Music teacher, 56, caught performing sex act on a doll within view of an elementary school
A Tennessee teacher marching to the beat of a different drummer now has to face the music after being caught in a bizarre sexual misadventure.
Private music teacher Daniel Torroll was arrested last week after being caught performing a sex act on a doll within view of an elementary school.
Cops say they found the 56-year-old naked under a bridge on school property in Spring Hill, Tenn. with a child-like doll that had holes cut in it.
Torroll admitted to being in flagrante with the doll, but said he suffers from attention deficit disorder and cannot always control certain sexual impulses.
"I happened to be there, but I didn't know it was school property," he told WATE-TV in Nashville. "I wouldn't be there if I knew it was school property."
Torroll - who teaches private music lessons from home - insists his sexual predilections do not involve children.
"[Police] came here and looked [through my home]. There was nothing here. There was no child porn. I have two kids myself," he said.
He was issued a citation and was ordered to stay off school property, cops said.
This is just creepy.