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Normally this reporter would make a joke here, but as it turns out The Dark Knight is on the official Outhouse list of sacred cows we aren't allowed to make fun of on the Outhouse front page, along with the Nintento Wii. So, to present this news straight, I will hand off the article to my colleague, super serious non-funny news reporter Stoneman.
Stoneman: Thanks Jude. The Dark Knight Rises is a motion picture directed by Christopher Nolan which is a follow-up to the hit 2008 movie The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight Rises will debut in cinemas on July 20th, in 3D and Imax, and not, as you have implied in the past, smell-o-vision. This clip features appearances by actors Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, and Joseph Gorden-Levitt, amongst others. Back to you, Jude.
Thanks Stoneman, there was nothing funny about that whatsoever, much like a ThanosCopter article. Here's the video.
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror