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Postby outsider » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:48 pm

Woody wrote:Shouldn't be used to describe a wife though
I also don't recommend calling a wife "princess" in a sarcastic manner during a heated argument.
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Postby The Juan Percenter » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:49 pm

cncoyle wrote:I also don't recommend calling a wife "princess" in a sarcastic manner during a heated argument.


Don't tell her she's too uptight sexually either.

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Postby AaronW » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:56 pm

Or that she should take off a few pounds when she asks why you are watching so much internet porn.

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Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:10 pm

The more people get upset over this stuff, the more it's going to be pushed.

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Postby Spidey-Man » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:14 pm

and when she's being irrational, don't say "You're being irrational" she will just get more irrational as she denies being irrational.

Even if you're right, later you'll want a bj and she won't be in the mood and so you lose.

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Postby superfictious » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:16 pm

Saying "Oh, you're just being a woman" doesn't sit well either.

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Postby Woody » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:16 pm

cncoyle wrote:I also don't recommend calling a wife "princess" in a sarcastic manner during a heated argument.
duly noted

it's also not wise to bring up ex's in any way shape or form, even if you are saying something negative about them (ESPECIALLY in an argument)

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Postby The Juan Percenter » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:25 pm

When she yells, don't tell her you are setting a bad example for your children.

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Postby D » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:44 pm

And when your wife ends every arguement with "I'm a lawyer" don't tell her "that only matters on the Internet"

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Postby The Juan Percenter » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:47 pm

If your wife has an MBA and you make more money then her, make sure you don't highlight it.

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Postby lancer_man » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:51 pm

Don't lock your wife up in the closet for a week because she burt your damn pork chop.

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Postby daitong » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:26 pm

As if it couldn't get any worse:

http://www.thesockobama.com/order.html

I just sent them an email.
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Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:28 pm

daitong wrote:As if it couldn't get any worse:

http://www.thesockobama.com/order.html

I just sent them an email.


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Postby L Independant » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:37 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:Image
Does't look like a cracker to me.

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Postby Thunderstorm » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:39 pm

L'Indépendant wrote:Does't look like a cracker to me.


You just gave me an incredible money-making idea.... :D

McCrackers!

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