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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:55 am

MoneyMelon wrote:I have no clue.


So they know where to stop shaving.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:56 am

DeadFett wrote:So they know where to stop shaving.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:58 am

MoneyMelon wrote:The mental image of someone throwing their pussy just made me laugh :-D

I imagine it makes a wet slapping sound as it hits you


I imagine you're probably correct. :-D
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:00 am

DeadFett wrote:I imagine you're probably correct. :-D

Careful

You don't wanna get that in your eye...
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:03 am

MoneyMelon wrote:Careful

You don't wanna get that in your eye...


Maybe not anywhere else either. Don't want to get something that a washcloth can't get rid of.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:06 am

DeadFett wrote:Maybe not anywhere else either. Don't want to get something that a washcloth can't get rid of.

Just slap it to the ground when you see it flying at you.

Then wash your hand immediately.
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:14 am

MoneyMelon wrote:Just slap it to the ground when you see it flying at you.

Then wash your hand immediately.


Don't forget to use bleach.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:22 am

DeadFett wrote:Don't forget to use bleach.
And notify the local HAZMAT team
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:24 am

MoneyMelon wrote:And notify the local HAZMAT team


Quarantine might even be necessary.
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Postby Starlord » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:27 am

you two realize that I do all those things when a woman even sits on my toilet seat, right?
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:29 am

starlord wrote:you two realize that I do all those things when a woman even sits on my toilet seat, right?


:shock: And I thought I was a germaphobe...
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Postby Starlord » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:31 am

DeadFett wrote::shock: And I thought I was a germaphobe...


is there such a thing as Vaginaphobe? :P
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Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:31 am

starlord wrote:you two realize that I do all those things when a woman even sits on my toilet seat, right?

HAHAHAHAHA :-D
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Postby DeadFett » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:33 am

starlord wrote:is there such a thing as Vaginaphobe? :P


There is now. :-D
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