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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:31 pm

Well, it does have pink triangles... ;)
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Zenguru

Staff Writer

Postby Zenguru » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:34 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Well, it does have pink triangles... ;)

And purple moons?
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daitong

penile prisoner

Postby daitong » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:36 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Well, it does have pink triangles... ;)


I'm waiting for the picture where you dressed as the gay TeleTubie at a comic convention and got pummelled by overzealous Northstar fans.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:36 pm

Whatever floats his boat.
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Zenguru

Staff Writer

Postby Zenguru » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:40 pm

daitong wrote:
I'm waiting for the picture where you dressed as the gay TeleTubie at a comic convention and got pummelled by overzealous Northstar fans.

OH SNAP!!! Now THAT I gotta see!!!
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:41 pm

daitong wrote:
I'm waiting for the picture where you dressed as the gay TeleTubie at a comic convention and got pummelled by overzealous Northstar fans.


You'll be waiting a while, baby. The Lord of the Monkeys is officially retired from the Costume business. ;)
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daitong

penile prisoner

Postby daitong » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:44 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
You'll be waiting a while, baby. The Lord of the Monkeys is officially retired from the Costume business. ;)


Image

YOU GOT NUTTIN'!!!
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Sgt.Marvel

rubber spoon

Postby Sgt.Marvel » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:46 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Is that some sort of gay slang?


Isn't everything now and days? :? :wink:
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Zenguru

Staff Writer

Postby Zenguru » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:48 pm

daitong wrote:
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YOU GOT NUTTIN'!!!

Considering his desire for Hawk and his trysts with Shawn, I'd say our Lord Simian has plenty of nuttin goin on.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:50 pm

Zenguru wrote:Considering his desire for Hawk and his trysts with Shawn, I'd say our Lord Simian has plenty of nuttin goin on.


You haven't seen me and Shawn. The walls of reality shake when we get together. ;)
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daitong

penile prisoner

Postby daitong » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:51 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
You haven't seen me and Shawn. The walls of reality shake when we get together. ;)


It's like Superboy hitting the walls of reality. Except, you know, gayer...
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Sgt.Marvel

rubber spoon

Postby Sgt.Marvel » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:53 pm

daitong wrote:
It's like Superboy hitting the walls of reality. Except, you know, gayer...


Gayer then Alex Luthor stripping right in front of Superboy? :shock:
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Zenguru

Staff Writer

Postby Zenguru » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:55 pm

Sgt.Marvel wrote:
Gayer then Alex Luthor stripping right in front of Superboy? :shock:

Gayer than Northstar saying "Shazam", my friend.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:57 pm

daitong wrote:
It's like Superboy hitting the walls of reality. Except, you know, gayer...


Exactly! :twisted:

Howard Stern singing:
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?
Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.
Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.
Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
If I went the gay way!

Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!
Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

If I went the gay way!

If I..went the gay way.
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daitong

penile prisoner

Postby daitong » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:04 pm

[quote="Lord Simian"][/quote]

In your reality, we are all wearing cutoff denim shorts and thick moustaches.

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