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Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby habitual » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:19 am

Victorian Squid wrote:I hope not, but you know how it is with big casts. Actors can start taking other jobs.. Are they contracted similar to network actors, I wonder?


Network actors aren't really contracted any more.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:52 pm

OitNB greenlit for Season 2 before Season 1 even came out. 8)
(What's shocking is that even Hemlock Grove will get a second season! :o :shock: :lol: )
If only the big networks had that kind of faith in their programming, maybe more would tune in?

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Keb » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:04 pm

I'm telling you that chick is getting new teeth.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:16 pm

Why are white people the only snaggletoothed methheads?

Racist, imo.
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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Victorian Squid » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:24 pm

Keb wrote:I'm telling you that chick is getting new teeth.


That's what I figured too.

She is so much like this otherwise-still-attractive meth-head girl I had to tell to quit coming around trying to scam people, (or offering to blow them for $10). She would start with the scam, and then if the person were obviously onto her she'd go straight to the $10 snagglemouth bj. This one old dude, I know for a fact he hasn't had a blowjob in over 20 years, and he gave her the ten bucks and politely but firmly declined the favor.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Keb » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:41 pm

I think I'm going to vomit.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Victorian Squid » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:56 pm

Keb wrote:I think I'm going to vomit.


Sorry!

Worst are the alcoholics, though, as far as causing a lot of trouble.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Keb » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:18 pm

Last week a drunk homeless Native dude tried to start a fight with me because I didn't want to talk to him. Like for real dude I'm just trying to sit and drink my tea and chat with my boy about some shit don't concern you so stay the fuck out my business.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Victorian Squid » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:36 pm

Keb wrote:Last week a drunk homeless Native dude tried to start a fight with me because I didn't want to talk to him. Like for real dude I'm just trying to sit and drink my tea and chat with my boy about some shit don't concern you so stay the fuck out my business.


Same thing happened to me last week except it was some drunk white dude with Buddy Holly glasses.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Keb » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:15 pm

That's what you get for singing Weezer songs around drink hipsters.

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby alaska1125 » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:12 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I heard an interview with one of Netflix's heads and he said he thinks most people just watched a few episodes at a time, but I totally binge-viewed OITNB. I need to watch a couple episodes over again where I wasn't giving it my full attention.

I think they should just let netflix and HBO run television.

I'm endorsing this idea 100%!
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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby outsider » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:40 pm

alaska1125 wrote:I'm endorsing this idea 100%!

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Victorian Squid » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:27 am

Keb wrote:That's what you get for singing Weezer songs around drink hipsters.


I wish now that I'd thought of threatening to destroy his sweater. :-(

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Keb » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:28 am

:lol:

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Re: Orange Is The New Black (netflix series)

Postby Victorian Squid » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:42 am

It was a half hour before the end of my shift, I'd already wasted way too much patience and lenience on him because it was about a hundred degrees outside and he'd obviously been drinking all night (it was about 11 AM), and then dude wants to be the passive aggressive drunk guy every drunk guy becomes? There was no art to it, I cursed him out old school and kicked his dead ass out the door.

I thought about pushing him down the alley and beating the living shit out of him, he'd probably never remember even where. But then I remembered I am a peaceful man.

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