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D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:30 pm

This stems from the Outhouse Pirate Podcast (10/17/10). We were having one of our usual sprawling conversations and the talk of trolls and playing Dungeons & Dragons came up. Seems that we have some current and former players here so thought maybe we could have some fun with it.

This thread is for posting some of the denizens of the Outhouse, D&D version. Events, items and feat contributions are also welcome. I actually haven't played a game in many years, but keep up with the general news and buy the monster manuals (since I love those).

This is for fun only, no butthurt please.

First up, we have the first entry. Since we talked a lot of him on the podcast I present to you:

Ru Goldline
Adult Gold Dragon
Level 16
Alignment: Lawful Good

CR 20
AC 20
HP 250

Init +6

Fort. 22 Ref, 18 Will 30
Base Atk 30
Atk Options: Breath Weapon (Fire) 60 ft; Yell at fanboy 200 ft.; Crush (DC 25)

Ru is an adult gold dragon. He is a denizen of the Outhouse, contributing frequently with his scholarly works (as gold dragons often do) "RUviews". He is also known to take down fanboys and keeps his check on the uninformed members of the Outhouse Podcast. He also well versed in pricing knowledge of his treasures.

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(yeah I know my stats are incomplete, and whack, but was just plugging in numbers there feel free to edit them or add to it, maybe you can use these in your games :-D )

EDIT: Added the hat
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Re: D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:48 pm

I miss playing D&D.

I so loved 3.5

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Postby Benderbrau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:51 pm

Neat idea but I think one kinda needs to know the system and the range to make it work.
Which stats are being used? I imagine that they include...
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma

But maybe you should make new ones for the Outhouse like...
Weight
Intelligence
Charisma
LUTZ
Wisdom
Butthurt

And it looks like you're giving RU a +6 intelligence? What's that in relation to? Maybe define a maximum?
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Re: D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:57 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Neat idea but I think one kinda needs to know the system and the range to make it work.
Which stats are being used? I imagine that they include...
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma

But maybe you should make new ones for the Outhouse like...
Weight
Intelligence
Charisma
LUTZ
Wisdom
Butthurt

And it looks like you're giving RU a +6 intelligence? What's that in relation to? Maybe define a maximum?


Oops that's supposed to be Initiative, will edit that. I like your other stats. So far, it's just for fun so I haven't standardized things (dunno if I ever would). Go for it, write something up. You can do yourself or someone/something else.

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Re: D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:59 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:I miss playing D&D.

I so loved 3.5


You can live out your fantasies here!

Or you can mock up some magic cards. :)

Maybe we can get Salwen to make some miniatures.

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Postby Benderbrau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:59 pm

By the way, RU the Golden Dragon needs to be wearing a GHERU hat. ;)
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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:01 pm

My roommate recently found a game that basically clones First Edition. A bunch of us played about a month ago. It was really interesting, but also really hard.
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Postby Benderbrau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:02 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:I miss playing D&D.

I so loved 3.5

I miss Tales From The Floating Vagabond. Nothing beats a game system that includes skills like "Swing nasty pointy thing" and "The Rodgers and Hammerstein Effect" :lol:
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Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:03 pm

Benderbrau wrote:By the way, RU the Golden Dragon needs to be wearing a GHERU hat. ;)


I'm not familiar with that :oops:

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Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:04 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:My roommate recently found a game that basically clones First Edition. A bunch of us played about a month ago. It was really interesting, but also really hard.


What was it called?

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Postby Benderbrau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:04 pm

sdsichero wrote:
I'm not familiar with that :oops:

Clearly you've never seen a RUview.
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Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:11 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Clearly you've never seen a RUview.


I know I've read a few... but not lately... :oops:

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Postby Benderbrau » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:12 pm

sdsichero wrote:
I know I've read a few... but not lately... :oops:

They're video reviews
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Re: D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby SuperginraiX » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:12 pm

Zechsgoblin
Chaotic Hobgoblin
Level 19

CR Pi
AC one point twenty-one gigawatts
HP Over 9,000

Init Some number

Fort. 24 Ref, Lost Will Twin Peaks
Base Atk 42
Atk Options: Byrne Steal 450 ft; Unintelligible Rant (Confusion) Room Effect.; Drunken Monkey-style Kungfu head slam (DC Awesome)

Zechsgoblin is a wily and rascally creation from the pit of the damned come back with cyborg bits and pieces to rule us all with an iron fist and crazy, partial gibberish. Normally easy-going, he survives by stealing all he can to survive. His robotic eye can pierce any defense to locate your valuables while his creepy overcoat will make you more interested in finding an exit before he reveals the... "treasures" he stores beneath it.

He also hates that fool, Richards.

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Re: D&D: Outhouse Campaign Setting

Postby sdsichero » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:15 pm

Benderbrau wrote:They're video reviews



Seen... read... sorry

EDIT: Ah, there were written ones, those I remember. I think I saw one video.
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