This stems from the Outhouse Pirate Podcast (10/17/10). We were having one of our usual sprawling conversations and the talk of trolls and playing Dungeons & Dragons came up. Seems that we have some current and former players here so thought maybe we could have some fun with it.
This thread is for posting some of the denizens of the Outhouse, D&D version. Events, items and feat contributions are also welcome. I actually haven't played a game in many years, but keep up with the general news and buy the monster manuals (since I love those).
This is for fun only, no butthurt please.
First up, we have the first entry. Since we talked a lot of him on the podcast I present to you:Ru Goldline
Adult Gold Dragon
Alignment: Lawful Good
Fort. 22 Ref, 18 Will 30
Base Atk 30
Atk Options: Breath Weapon (Fire) 60 ft; Yell at fanboy 200 ft.; Crush (DC 25)
Ru is an adult gold dragon. He is a denizen of the Outhouse, contributing frequently with his scholarly works (as gold dragons often do) "RUviews". He is also known to take down fanboys and keeps his check on the uninformed members of the Outhouse Podcast. He also well versed in pricing knowledge of his treasures.
(yeah I know my stats are incomplete, and whack, but was just plugging in numbers there feel free to edit them or add to it, maybe you can use these in your games
EDIT: Added the hat