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Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode VII

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Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode VII

Postby LOLtron » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:15 pm

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of  Star Wars Episode VII

The comedian delivers quite possibly what fans really want to see in Star Wars: Episode VII.



Source: Thanoscopter Newswire

Constable Bob (that's Patton's character on Justified for those who do not watch the greatest show on Earth) has been on a geek rampage. Earlier this week, he was in a sketch that lampooned Christopher Nolan's Batman Trilogy. Today, he takes on Star Wars and gives us his pitch on what the sequel should have:

 

 

 

 



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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby xaraan » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:17 pm

Good improv, definitely not something I'd want to actually see happen though lol.

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Postby Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:19 pm

xaraan wrote:Good improv, definitely not something I'd want to actually see happen though lol.


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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby Comicon Stormtrooper » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:20 pm

I've never heard of Justified.

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Postby Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:31 pm

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Postby doombug » Wed Apr 17, 2013 3:37 pm

I love that Aziz and Chris had to leave the room and you could see Aziz had started laughing. :lol:
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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby Chesscub » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:41 pm

That was flat out awesome. I'm having a hard time not laughing at work.

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Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:51 pm

Very impressive, though the geek in me was going X-Men do not have a quinjet.
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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby MrBlack » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:24 pm

bkthomson wrote:Very impressive, though the geek in me was going X-Men do not have a quinjet.

And X-23 isn't Wolverine's daughter, but rather his clone.

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Postby Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:33 pm

MrBlack wrote:And X-23 isn't Wolverine's daughter, but rather his clone.


Yeah well, he treats her like she's his daughter.
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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby superfictious » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:36 pm

Zechs wrote:
Yeah well, he treats her like she's his daughter.


Otherwise when she tells him to go fuck himself, things could get awkward.

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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby oogy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:08 pm

Zechs wrote:
Yeah well, he treats her like she's his daughter.

He hasn't tried killing her yet though.
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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:14 pm

oogy wrote:He hasn't tried killing her yet though.


Actually... when he was demon possessed he did.
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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby Logan.1179 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:02 pm

That was glorious!

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Re: Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode

Postby MrBlack » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:03 pm

Zechs wrote:
Yeah well, he treats her like she's his daughter.

He did the same to Kitty Pride and Jubilee as well. Doesn't make either of them his daughter.

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