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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:52 pm

How the crap has this thread gone this far w/o a political slapfight or butthury symbol? :smt017 :?
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby HNutz » Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:37 am

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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby IvCNuB4 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:22 am

:lol:
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:30 pm

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You saw that clip of Rachel Ray and the corn on the cob, right? It could happen... ;)


Whah? *Googles*

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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:33 pm

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The Monkey's still King around here. Jude's more like a Regent handling the everyday stuff. Kind of like how the Prince of Wales handled the affairs when King George III was bats**t insane.



You just said LS is batshit insane. But really, before the flaming blue barrel hits you... should that not be Neito whom is batshit insane?
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby IvCNuB4 » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:00 pm

Juan Cena wrote:The Monkey's still King around here. Jude's more like a Regent handling the everyday stuff. Kind of like how the Prince of Wales handled the affairs when King George III was bats**t insane.



Cat-Scratch wrote:You just said LS is batshit insane. But really, before the flaming blue barrel hits you... should that not be Neito whom is batshit insane?



:lol: That's not how I read that but maybe Nac should clarify.
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby achilles » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:00 pm

Curiously though Alex Baldwin, the actor and noted liberal darling, continues to not lose sponsors or jobs despite his well-known history of racist comments, ranging from calling a black reporter a "crackhead" and a "coon" to homophobic fantasies of beating up a "queen".

Possibly what's good for the gander should also be good for the goose.
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:04 pm

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:lol: That's not how I read that but maybe Nac should clarify.


We all know Jude really runs the place. After all, things go wrong... we bitch at him. :P :lol:
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby The Old Doctor » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:07 pm

achilles wrote:Curiously though Alex Baldwin, the actor and noted liberal darling, continues to not lose sponsors or jobs despite his well-known history of racist comments, ranging from calling a black reporter a "crackhead" and a "coon" to homophobic fantasies of beating up a "queen".

Possibly what's good for the gander should also be good for the goose.


Paula Deen, Mel Gibson and Alex Baldwin go to the Apollo theatre.....
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?"
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:08 pm

Juan Cena wrote:

The Monkey's still King around here. Jude's more like a Regent handling the everyday stuff. Kind of like how the Prince of Wales handled the affairs when King George III was bats**t insane.


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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

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We all know Jude really runs the place. After all, things go wrong... we bitch at him. :P :lol:


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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby achilles » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:12 pm

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Paula Deen, Mel Gibson and Alex Baldwin go to the Apollo theatre.....


And it explodes? That's how most of my jokes along those lines end... :oops:
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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:14 pm

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Don't complain. He could have spanked the monkey.


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Re: Paula Deen Out at Food Network

Postby Juan Cena » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:27 pm

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