Well, that was pretty much a bridge too far.
I mean, I'm not sure Spunky Monkey would be especially popular.
It will be. After realizing how much money women are making off of selling their milk, men'll make careers off of selling their yogurt.
You know what else? Eventually, ladies will sue companies for selling them fresh sperm 'cause of it MAGICALLY reaching their vaginas and making them pregnant. There'll be a CAUTION: FRESH SPERM, KEEP AWAY FROM VAGINAS on Starbucks cups.
It'll be like the whole McDonald's hot coffee thing.
Brother... it's the future.