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by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:35 am

kingbobb wrote:One of our doctors told us that lactating women produce a narcotic in their breasmilk. so B&J could be like Coke from the 20s!

I'd prefer it remain like pot from the 90s, actually.

by **outsider** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:55 am

toolverine wrote:But the point is to think about the shitty quality of the milk these places use.

Not Ben & Jerry's. I've been to their factory in Vermont, and it's a classy joint.

by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:23 pm

cncoyle wrote:Not Ben & Jerry's. I've been to their factory in Vermont, and it's a classy joint.

Well, just think how much more classy it will be when they start using milk-squeezins from titties!

by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:24 pm

And Pam Anderson will finally get her own flavor: Pam's T&A.

by **lancer_man** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 pm

Strict31 wrote:And Pam Anderson will finally get her own flavor: Pam's T&A.

I want some Oprah's Double Chocolate Supreme.

by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:32 pm

lancer_man wrote:I want some Oprah's Double Chocolate Supreme.

I think they are already coming out with Diana Ross's Triple Chocolate Supreme, though it's entirely possible oprah's flavor could taste a whole lot richer.

by **jza1218** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:51 pm

cncoyle wrote:Not Ben & Jerry's. I've been to their factory in Vermont, and it's a classy joint.

It must have been like a kid in a candy shop...a really fat kid...

by **outsider** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:02 pm

jza1218 wrote:It must have been like a kid in a candy shop...a really fat kid...

Nah, I liked the apple cider place down the street a lot more.

by **blah** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:09 pm

I'll gladly donate my sperm to be used in whatever ice cream PETA like; my juice will make PETA cooler indeed.

by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:12 pm

hulk432 wrote:I'll gladly donate my sperm to be used in whatever ice cream PETA like; my juice will make PETA cooler indeed.

Well, that was pretty much a bridge too far. :shock:

I mean, I'm not sure Spunky Monkey would be especially popular.

by **KING King Impulse** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:18 pm

I'm no farmer, but my understanding is that if a cow isn't milked for a while, it hurts the cow. Is that right? If so, what the fuck is wrong with using the creamy juice the action produces for our own gain?

by **Strict31** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:21 pm

Kid Impulse wrote:I'm no farmer, but my understanding is that if a cow isn't milked for a while, it hurts the cow. Is that right? If so, what the fuck is wrong with using the creamy juice the action produces for our own gain?

It's cruel on the animal because apparently, while the cows are waiting in a pen to be milked where they can't move or do anything, someone comes along and fucks them up the ass with a strap-on that is actually another cow.

by **xaraan** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:25 pm

PETA

I dont know what else to say about them, I hate that they have a corporate headquarters here in Norfolk.
But it's funny when the local radio station hold's the PETA fishing tournament in front of their building (they are on the water) every year.

They also got in trouble for killing a bunch of animals that they had taken in to "save" and dumping their bodies in the trash.

I don't have a problem with people not wanting to eat meat or wanting to protect animals, but they take it a step to far into idiocy sometimes.

by **blah** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:26 pm

Strict31 wrote:Well, that was pretty much a bridge too far. I mean, I'm not sure Spunky Monkey would be especially popular.

It will be. After realizing how much money women are making off of selling their milk, men'll make careers off of selling their yogurt.

You know what else? Eventually, ladies will sue companies for selling them fresh sperm 'cause of it MAGICALLY reaching their vaginas and making them pregnant. There'll be a CAUTION: FRESH SPERM, KEEP AWAY FROM VAGINAS on Starbucks cups.
It'll be like the whole McDonald's hot coffee thing.

Brother... it's the future.