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[outsider]

I'm no farmer, but my understanding is that if a cow isn't milked for a while, it hurts the cow. Is that right? If so, what the fuck is wrong with using the creamy juice the action produces for our own gain?

If you went to the extreme that some vegans go, we wouldn't even help cows birth calves, which would mean a bunch would die. One of my classmates in high school was a dairy farmer, and he would often share his inseminating and birthing experiences. Apparently calves get stuck in the birthing canal (cowtwats?) and it can get very messy yanking them out.

[blah]

Words to live by.

Sperm: serious business.

[Spidey-Man]

If you went to the extreme that some vegans go, we wouldn't even help cows birth calves, which would mean a bunch would die. One of my classmates in high school was a dairy farmer, and he would often share his inseminating and birthing experiences. Apparently calves get stuck in the birthing canal (cowtwats?) and it can get very messy yanking them out.

That wasn't a classmate. You got that from CITY SLICKERS>

[outsider]

That wasn't a classmate. You got that from CITY SLICKERS>

hA ha ha--NO.

Did Billy Crystal have a crooked pinky finger and constantly use the phrase "It's hotter than a rat's ass in here"?

[blah]

hA ha ha--NO.

Did Billy Crystal have a crooked pinky finger and constantly use the phrase "It's hotter than a rat's ass in here"?

I never understood that. When someone says that phrase, does that someone mean that the rat's ass is actually warm or does that someone mean that he's attracted to it and thinking about the topic at hand gives him a boner as a rat's ass would?

I gotta know.

[Strict31]

I never understood that. When someone says that phrase, does that someone mean that the rat's ass is actually warm or does that someone mean that he's attracted to it and thinking about the topic at hand gives him a boner as a rat's ass would?

I gotta know.

First of all, you have to realize that American Colloquialisms are not always accompanied by the benefit of poetic foresight. And yes, many do often depend on some degree of cultural exclusivity.

So, "hotter than a rat's ass" could just be an indication the guy really wasn't thinking clearly as it charged from his brain. Or, they could find some inherent, local value in fucking rats up the ass wherever they're from. Some sort of social custom or ritual.

Alternately, I suppose it's entirely possible he was making a scientific observation based on the fact that rats, dragging their asses across the ground as they do, build up considerable frictive energy in their rodent-booties as a direct result, which in turn builds up heat energy. Thus: hotter than a rat's ass.

[blah]

First of all, you have to realize that American Colloquialisms are not always accompanied by the benefit of poetic foresight. And yes, many do often depend on some degree of cultural exclusivity.

So, "hotter than a rat's ass" could just be an indication the guy really wasn't thinking clearly as it charged from his brain. Or, they could find some inherent, local value in fucking rats up the ass wherever they're from. Some sort of social custom or ritual.

Alternately, I suppose it's entirely possible he was making a scientific observation based on the fact that rats, dragging their asses across the ground as they do, build up considerable frictive energy in their rodent-booties as a direct result, which in turn builds up heat energy. Thus: hotter than a rat's ass.

That's actually an excellent point. I've never seen a rat up close so I never would've known that rats drag their asses across the ground.

I think we've solved Blue's Clues.

Which brings us to another serious problem... why the fuck did the guy from Blue's Clues wear Kurt Cobain's shirt?

[Jonathan]

I fuckin' hate PETA and that sniveling bitch of a leader of theirs.

[eyp]

If PETA fucks up Ben & Jerry's for me, well I don't know what the hell I'll do.

[GLX]

If PETA fucks up Ben & Jerry's for me, well I don't know what the hell I'll do.

Baskin Robbins.

[eyp]

Baskin Robbins.

Won't happen. Baskin Robbins doesn't have Half Baked.

[tralfaz]

hey that's a great idea, let me introduce you to these people you might enjoy being friends with they're called Scientologists. go spread your cuckoo elsewhere please

[GOSD]

I've had breast milk before and I don't want it in my ice cream, you PETA fucks.

I'd kill a pig right in front of them if I could.

[GOSD]

Not Ben & Jerry's. I've been to their factory in Vermont, and it's a classy joint.

The free samples were the best.

[misac]

And Pam Anderson will finally get her own flavor: Pam's T&A.

And they'll spread hepatitis across America.