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by **GLX** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:51 am

..for Ice Cream.

Waterbury, VT -- An animal rights organization is campaigning for Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream to use breast milk instead of cow's milk in their ice cream.

The People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) sent a letter to Vermont's ice cream kings, Ben and Jerry asking them to forget the cows and use breast milk to make ice cream.

Those who love the dessert say they don't want mom's milk in their food.

"You know I'm a vegetarian and I've been a vegetarian for probably 14 years now and I have no desire to eat human breast milk in any way shape or form," says one ice cream lover.

PETA says Ben and Jerry's should buy milk from women because it's healthier than the stuff coming out of cows and better for the animals.

Ben and Jerry's, the company, says this is a novel idea but says "we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

In its letter, PETA pointed to a restaurant in Switzerland that it says is already using mother's milk in soups, stews and sauces. It turns out that restaurant was banned from using it a few days ago.

CNN

by **jza1218** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:54 am

Yeah, PETA can go choke on it

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:56 am

What. The. Fuck?

by **CountD** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:57 am

what's next , tit-cheese?

"i have nipples/ can you milk me, greg?

by **lancer_man** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:58 am

So PETA wants farms of Busty women being harvested daily of their milk in order to end our addiction to cows milk?

by **outsider** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:59 am

And don't even think about using soy. I <3 soy milk (or soy juice as Lord Simian would say), but I've tried the soy version of ice cream and it is indeed ass cream.

by **Deux** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:59 am

lancer_man wrote:So PETA wants farms of Busty women being harvested daily of their milk in order to end our addiction to cows milk?

Will it be a 1 for 1 swap?

by **Timbales** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:59 am

Fuck PETA

by **lancer_man** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:01 am

Teh Deux wrote:Will it be a 1 for 1 swap?

It would take some giant ass tits to make that happen.

We better start breeding some big tit women right now to make this profitable.

by **John Q.** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:04 am

Leave my Ben & Jerrys alone you cunts.

by **Deux** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:05 am

lancer_man wrote:It would take some giant ass tits to make that happen.

We better start breeding some big tit women right now to make this profitable.

Sexiest farm ever.

by **lancer_man** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:06 am

Teh Deux wrote:Sexiest farm ever.

I am already looking to buy some land.

by **GLX** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:07 am

lancer_man wrote:I am already looking to buy some land.

And some good health insurance. Imagine if one of them gets an STD. You could fuck up scores of people that way.

by **toolverine** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:08 am

Haha, this is a good one. Human bodies probably have more hormones pumped into them than the factory farms put into their animals.

But the point is to think about the shitty quality of the milk these places use.