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by **jeremiahvedder** » Thu May 19, 2011 5:18 pm

misac wrote:Diplomacy roll

Original post: misac rolled 1 20-sided dice:
4

You thought the damn manacles were a good idea!

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Thu May 19, 2011 5:27 pm

"I will be fine," says the Weasel confidently, annoyed by the interruption of his glorious plan. On second thought the delay gives him an idea. He points at Pinky, casting Message. Then he turns away and sits on the boat, facing away from everyone else, sure that no one can see his lips move.

"You there. Pinky. It is your master, The Evil Weasel. I have a very important job for you. Keep an eye on the sneaky rogue and his oafish companion," he whispers, referring to Sabo and Faolan. "Make sure they do nothing stupid to disrupt my plans, and ensure they do not convince the others to do so either. The integrity of my negotiations cannot be interrupted by their moronic antics, at dire cost to our survival. If the pirates find me untrustworthy, think what will happen to our entire group. Do what you must."

by **bkthomson** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:08 pm

jeremiahvedder wrote:They've got all the 0- and 1st-level spells, for starters, though "a full spell book" is what they can tell you without breaking the fourth wall. For one reason or another, they've never been able to progress as adventurers. Guacka lacks imagination (which is what you're looking for here) and Tim just kind of doesn't know what's going on. Senility! He points out, though, that "those sharks might be useful." And, sure enough, a school of you're-not-sure-what-kind of sharks is dodging in and out of the Aria's debris.

Pass a Survival check (DC 15) to know the number, make and model of these sharks.

Survivla check

bkthomson rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10

Sabo goes, still rifling through his pack, "looks like sharks to me."

by **jeremiahvedder** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:54 pm

Is the daring night time fog and boat raid still happening? I mean, there's sharks...

(Somebody said there'd be punch and pie.)

by **bkthomson** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:30 pm

jeremiahvedder wrote:Is the daring night time fog and boat raid still happening? I mean, there's sharks...

(Somebody said there'd be punch and pie.)

I need to think this one through. . . let me go look at some spells. . .

by **snelss0** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:16 am

I can make the fog, don't know much about the sharks, sorry.

by **wideeyedactor** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:33 am

Jude Terror wrote:The Weasel subtly sticks his tongue out at Sabo and Faolan as he gets on the boat.

"He's gonna eat that coat before days end."

by **Kurtisdnalas** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:31 am

Pinky slips the bag into his backpack thinking it might come in handy later. He walks up to Sabo and Faolan. He stands their for a minutes listening. "So whats the plan?"

by **bkthomson** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:18 am

Kurtisdnalas wrote:Pinky slips the bag into his backpack thinking it might come in handy later. He walks up to Sabo and Faolan. He stands their for a minutes listening. "So whats the plan?"

Looking at the Sharks, Sabo goes, "So can anyone talk to sharks?"

by **jeremiahvedder** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:43 pm

No druids in the group, unfortunately.

by **snelss0** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:25 pm

Yeah and it doesn't matter, the end of the world is going to happen anyways

by **jeremiahvedder** » Sat May 21, 2011 4:31 pm

snelss0 wrote:Yeah and it doesn't matter, the end of the world is going to happen anyways

Yeah, in real life. This is game life! Though ... there is the tiny matter of the World Destroyer Abbadon being hatched by the evil Order of the Black Hand and you folk being the only ones alive to tell anyone about it...

by **Kurtisdnalas** » Sun May 22, 2011 10:51 am

How much do we need to worry about the sharks? Can we distract them? Throw some fish guts/blood into the water on the other side of our boat?

by **jeremiahvedder** » Sun May 22, 2011 2:46 pm

Kurtisdnalas wrote:How much do we need to worry about the sharks? Can we distract them? Throw some fish guts/blood into the water on the other side of our boat?

That's for me to know and a successful Survival check (DC 15) for you to find out!

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun May 22, 2011 3:21 pm

Jude Terror wrote:"I will be fine," says the Weasel confidently, annoyed by the interruption of his glorious plan. On second thought the delay gives him an idea. He points at Pinky, casting Message. Then he turns away and sits on the boat, facing away from everyone else, sure that no one can see his lips move.

"You there. Pinky. It is your master, The Evil Weasel. I have a very important job for you. Keep an eye on the sneaky rogue and his oafish companion," he whispers, referring to Sabo and Faolan. "Make sure they do nothing stupid to disrupt my plans, and ensure they do not convince the others to do so either. The integrity of my negotiations cannot be interrupted by their moronic antics, at dire cost to our survival. If the pirates find me untrustworthy, think what will happen to our entire group. Do what you must."

The Weasel hopes Pinky remembers what he told him before he left...