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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby sdsichero » Thu May 05, 2011 9:34 pm

Zenguru wrote:But video it as you do and send it as a love letter to el topo.


Or tell Jude it's a new mini chocodile

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 9:39 pm

How do we know it was your poo? Maybe it's fly poo.
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 9:50 pm

This is gross. I live with boys, have had to clean public restrooms, changed diapers galore, deal with trashbowl mouths filled with bacteria and pustules of oozing infections, and I find THIS gross. I'm NEVER having sex in a bathroom again.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby GLX » Thu May 05, 2011 9:51 pm

~Alima~ wrote:This is gross. I live with boys, have had to clean public restrooms, changed diapers galore, deal with trashbowl mouths filled with bacteria and pustules of oozing infections, and I find THIS gross. I'm NEVER having sex in a bathroom again.


Xaraan, I won't judge you if you strangle Psivage after this.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 9:53 pm

~Alima~ wrote:This is gross. I live with boys, have had to clean public restrooms, changed diapers galore, deal with trashbowl mouths filled with bacteria and pustules of oozing infections, and I find THIS gross. I'm NEVER having sex in a bathroom again.


Why do I suspect that Xaraan is going to be unhappy after reading that post? :smt017
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby sdsichero » Thu May 05, 2011 9:54 pm

~Alima~ wrote:This is gross. I live with boys, have had to clean public restrooms, changed diapers galore, deal with trashbowl mouths filled with bacteria and pustules of oozing infections, and I find THIS gross. I'm NEVER having sex in a bathroom again.


Again?

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:01 pm

GLX wrote:
Xaraan, I won't judge you if you strangle Psivage after this.

Well, ok, maybe just our bathroom because it'll be cleaned a lot, but no more outings. Hooters is definitely out because I know Psivage's probably visited every single one and left his "behind" behind.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby GLX » Thu May 05, 2011 10:04 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Well, ok, maybe just our bathroom because it'll be cleaned a lot, but no more outings. Hooters is definitely out because I know Psivage's probably visited every single one and left his "behind" behind.


High class establishments might work. I imagine that handicap stalls would work, if you can get one. :smt102
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:06 pm

GLX wrote:
High class establishments might work. I imagine that handicap stalls would work, if you can get one. :smt102

True, then all I'd have to do is santatize the hand rails.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby GLX » Thu May 05, 2011 10:08 pm

~Alima~ wrote:True, then all I'd have to do is santatize the hand rails.


They could be useful. :smt102
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:15 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Again?

what? never tried in a bathroom? Great counter height, door locks, mirrors, and easy cleanup.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby GLX » Thu May 05, 2011 10:17 pm

~Alima~ wrote:what? never tried in a bathroom? Great counter height, door locks, mirrors, and easy cleanup.


What about access to a tub and/ or shower?
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 05, 2011 10:18 pm

~Alima~ wrote:what? never tried in a bathroom? Great counter height, door locks, mirrors, and easy cleanup.


Until you smack your sack against the counter while.... uhhh, never mind. Image
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:30 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Until you smack your sack against the counter while.... uhhh, never mind. Image

Sounds like an anglation problem

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:31 pm

GLX wrote:
What about access to a tub and/ or shower?

There you go! But not always accessable.

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