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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby GLX » Thu May 05, 2011 10:36 pm

~Alima~ wrote:There you go! But not always accessable.


You could always carry lotion or use some from your bathroom. :smt102

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 10:40 pm

~Alima~ wrote:This is gross. I live with boys, have had to clean public restrooms, changed diapers galore, deal with trashbowl mouths filled with bacteria and pustules of oozing infections, and I find THIS gross. I'm NEVER having sex in a bathroom again.

AGAIN??? :shock:

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 10:47 pm

Zenguru wrote:AGAIN??? :shock:

What? :-( I thought a lot of people have?

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 05, 2011 10:50 pm

~Alima~ wrote:What? :-( I thought a lot of people have?

Till now, my image of you was so pure. Now I see you and some stranger rutting on the tile beneath the hand dryer.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby AaronW » Thu May 05, 2011 11:01 pm

I don't know if I can take all these steamy erotic bathroom sex posts from Alima. :outhouse:

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 11:25 pm

Zenguru wrote:Till now, my image of you was so pure. Now I see you and some stranger rutting on the tile beneath the hand dryer.
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Stranger? Xaraan can be strange but he's no r. So of it helps to think of him...

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Frag » Thu May 05, 2011 11:31 pm

You should wipe it on your leg.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Thu May 05, 2011 11:33 pm

Aaron wrote:I don't know if I can take all these steamy erotic bathroom sex posts from Alima. :outhouse:

That's fine, we can talk poo again.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby AaronW » Thu May 05, 2011 11:40 pm

~Alima~ wrote:That's fine, we can talk poo again.


I'm not afraid of the back door.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby sdsichero » Fri May 06, 2011 1:42 am

~Alima~ wrote:Stranger? Xaraan can be strange but he's no r. So of it helps to think of him...


It'd be funny if Xaraan came in and said "Again?!"

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Schlemmer » Thu May 12, 2011 4:42 pm

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby Zenguru » Thu May 12, 2011 8:20 pm

~Alima~ wrote:That's fine, we can talk poo again.

Just not sexy poo.

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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 12, 2011 8:46 pm

Schlemmer wrote:Image


I bet that's a ladies room too.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby The Old Doctor » Thu May 12, 2011 8:50 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Sounds like an anglation problem


That and her butt was sliding back with each... unm.... :oops:

All I'll say is granite whatever is slippery and really hard.
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Re: Poo on hand.

Postby ~Alima~ » Fri May 13, 2011 2:01 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
That and her butt was sliding back with each... unm.... :oops:

All I'll say is granite whatever is slippery and really hard.

Next time just lean her over it :wink:

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